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One Nice Bug Per Day
oozey mess
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
izzy's playlists!
Product Placement
Today's Document
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
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wallacepolsom
dirt enthusiast
AnasAbdin
Acquired Stardust
YOU ARE THE REASON
Keni
Not today Justin
art blog(derogatory)
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@queenelliott
Inflation has made me not understand prices anymore in the sense that I no longer understand what an appropriate price for any food is. Is a $5 bag of chips a good deal? Because that sounds fucking insane to 2018 me. And yet, that is how much they cost.
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Come to the Human Cuisine Restaurant, we have:
Boiled grain
Flatbread with various toppings
Flatbread wrapped around filling
Fried lean meat
Stew of fatty meat and starch
Fermented vegetable
Oily sauce
Aromatic herbs
Stimulant alkaloids
Alcoholic beverage
No, NO! HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIIIIIIIIS!!!
one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.
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OP theaverycottage on TikTok ā”
An ad for your deepest desires :)
You know what I just admire the graphic design on this
It FEELS so much like a real ad I expect to be sold some sort of car tyre or something but itās just about biting
1000/10 excellent job
Oh
My God
Have You Heard The Terrible News
What happened Seymour?
They Are Printing The Bible In The Vernacular Tongue And Distributing It Out To The Lay People
Unemployed friend: Dude we should open a Steely Dan themed bar. The drinks will all be named after different songs. We can call it "Black Cow"
Me (dreamed of this exact scenario playing out leading to the bar burning down with him in it leaving me with the insurance money): Sure
@jorality
We know who has all the brain cells
It makes the dream work
Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!
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Repose at Noonday, Frederick C. FriesekeĀ
is this ship popular because itās legitimately compelling or is it popular because itās the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?
this post broke containment and is getting ālet people have fun and enjoy thingsā comments, so i want to clarify that i hate fun and want to personally bludgeon everyone who has ever written a college roommate AU with a hammer
People donāt even say w00t anymore.
This sux00rzā¦
me, calling my brother, urgently: ok, who would win, the knights of the round table or the kpop demon hunters? you may laugh, but listen, the three of them jumped out of a plane with no parachute and landed totally fine IN HEELS at their kpop concert. i dont know that they can take much damage. plus i think lancelot would be really overwhelmed by the concept of kpop. and
initially the knights of the round table appear to have the advantage, attacking the supernatural sirens with confusing hair colors with gusto; huntrix is obviously reluctant to engage with innocent(ish) humans. however, the tides begin to turn when 1) rumi not only holds her own against excalibur, but also glows in a very non-evil-coded manner, which a random hermit explains is the same light as the star of bethlehem; 2) zoey tells sir gawain mid-battle she just wants everyone to stop fighting and he is constitutionally incapable of ignoring a request from a nice young lady; and 3) mira picks up one of the many pieces of cursed furniture lying around and absolutely whales the tar out of sir kay.
at this point actual demons attack and the two groups team up and for some reason lancelot is dressed as a backup dancer. crisis averted, the round table inquires about the obligatory secret familial connection and discover that rumi and merlin have the same demon dad, so that's okay. mira gives kay all his teeth back and they all have a feast, which is interrupted halfway through by derpy delivering a message with the next quest. unfortunately, the WIP is then abandoned before being picked up by a different author who writes 300K about blackpink's quest for the holy grail, the end.
The "abandoned before being picked up by a different author" bit makes it sound like we're talking about a 500,000 word multichapter AO3 story but the medieval romances were exactly like that
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If you come in you donāt have to come out
the way this is like baaaaarely parody
bringing in a second actor towards the end of the video to deliver a single devastating punchline is brilliant writing
