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roycohn

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

senatortedcruz

transhuman-priestess

@zoethesportsblog

zoesupreme

a few of my favorites

zoesupreme

a new one just dropped

dappergamelord

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

theprofessional-amateur

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kyleehenke

these are basically turning into my video diaries

hellsitegenetics

happy 4th to her

blackshvck

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

doyouknowwhatimeme

serenity-bitty

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

p1netre3s

reminded me of this

mamoru

As Americans prepare to celebrate the nation's 250th birthday this Fourth of July, millions of people will gather for backyard barbecues, pi

food safety PSA: if you see someone put cooked meat back in container that had raw meat, you have to kick their ass.

mamoru

if you find it unbearably awkward to refuse unsafe food, wait until you need to fight for insurance coverage of millions of dollars worth of life-saving medical care to survive your 101th case of food poisoning that, instead of clearing up like every other case of food poisoning you previously had, suddenly decided to permanently kick your ass.

protect yourself. take the initiative. kick the chef's ass.

mamoru

As the United States marks its 250th Independence Day, families will be packing away picnic trays, grill platters and dessert tables and fac

do leftovers safely or kick your own ass

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newtypezaku

Big mood

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

wlwaluigi

listen she may have just been humoring you but even my limited experience with Romanian nuns has taught me that there is one thing they are absolutely dead serious about and it is their multi-generational fear of vampires

mlarayoukai

lizardsfromspace

My fave part of this tweet is that even though a lot of people are assuming this was an AI thing or whatever

this is the actual lede of their review of the Super Mario movie

"But it is also, if I check the clock, Mario Time". Poetry

im-mender

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

im-mender

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

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sailormoonsub

Happy anniversary of the day Rei fell asleep at the movie theatre!

callmearcturus

see, Roland Emmerich is the better Stupid Summer Blockbuster Movie guy because Michael Bay definitely didn't add in a (platonic, friendly) gay kiss to any of his movies in their anniversary celebration editions (especially not between Jeff Goldblum and actual out gay actor Harvey Fierstein)

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also yes Independence Day is a big loud stupid movie but it's a big loud stupid movie about a jewish nerd with SUCH severe ADHD he misses the apocalypse starting and a black NASA-candidate fighter pilot who is getting engaged to his stripper girlfriend (who has a son from a previous marriage) (and who gets to inform the first lady of the US that she's an exotic dancer to burst her little neat bubble of political correctness) and puts in enough scenes between characters that you give a shit about those people

if you have to watch a big loud stupid movie, you can do much worse

also if you don't like this scene i don't like you. harry connick jr really said "my character is going to be a supportive drunk girl, a little obnoxious, and super into my best friend/wingman, and that's my entire character"

pianta

something something boyfriend jacket🥰

★ bsky | ko-fi | ig | prints ★

#monster high

demilypyro

michellezh3ng

magical girl gangle design n illustration i made for ep 9!! 🎀 goose thought my gangle sketch from spudsys fit gangle’s art style so i got to design her anime oc!! i rlly wanted ribbons to make her feel gangle-y lol 💕 u can also spot my spudsys sketch on her drawing table!!

#the amazing digital circus #tadc

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tak0catty

Another mirror mi drawing!! I’m really obsessed with this doll line especially suki goldpetal!! She’s such a unique doll

shrimperini

what couldve been ❤️💙💜

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