Greetings, loyal subjects.

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

My favorite part was that after injecting $1.5 trillion, the market raised by 4% for 30 minutes then continued crashing through the floor lmao.

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make the attachment a pic of a snail

The level of artistry in the survey tho

Omg everyone needs to watch this right now!!!

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds

What in the fuck u guys talking bout

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

my heart exploded

wow cant wait for lorde to return and gift us new music to listen to while we’re all lonely and contemplative at home on a quiet summer evening