Kobold Girl

Coworker: Wild shift today, you were killing it on the line. What makes you move like that? Me, Internally: Tell them. Tell them that when the shift starts, your soul entwines with a militia member in the Yellow Scarves Rebellion during the waning years of the Han Dynasty, and that while the two of you do not speak the same dialect, you feel each other's presence and memories, and resonate within your equal contempt of a system in which your lives are equal to a shaft of wheat in an endless field, cut down without consequence or afterthought, the rage crossing generational boundaries and making you both push with a fire that only fades when you clock out for the day. Me: I drinks a monster energy.

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

so, in other words, be like @pangur-and-grim

I like the underbelly plates but only if they're really thin... it's like really pleasing texturally

kobold crunch