Who even knows what this is tbh

Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

every day. every single day i wish my taxes went to making the train and the hospital free instead of innovating new ways to kill people in other countries

my inner 8 year old is constantly freaked out at the realization that life is not some special state of matter and i am a mineral being! my insides are red because rust is red! the internal structure my body secretes is made out of the same stuff as cliffs and chalk! i am a wet rock that time tricked into thinking

you're in her dms im in a saw trap

You’re cheer captain and I’m in a saw trap

why the hell do people make these. value pack posts.

every day. every single day i wish my taxes went to making the train and the hospital free instead of innovating new ways to kill people in other countries

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence