Lord of his Realm

3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH 1. look at ur tummy 2. say “wow this is a cute tummy” 3. congratulations u have a cute tummy

yeah thanks me too

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

Legolas ghostwrote this

YOU HAVE INDEEED COMMITTED RAPE

An early reblog mentions that gender is explicitly not mentioned. Doesn’t matter who does it, what kind of relationship it is, unprotected sex does not equal protected sex, and consent to one does not imply consent to the other.

A good addition

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

Reblog if you know that pansexuality/bisexuality/asexuality/+ are not “new inventions” from younger generations.

The thing about being LGBT+ is, at some point in your childhood, no matter how accepting your parents are, at some point, you have to question: “do they love me unconditionally?” And then you have to plan for the possibility hat the answer is no. And that fucks you up. Straight cis people never have to question that.

This feels like some bullshit my mind would conjur up while I’m fading in and out of sleep..

the terfs have found this post and they do not fucken like it god help me

reblog to make a terf big mad

reblog to make a trans lesbian feel big loved