i wear my headphones all day to listen to my frequency that keeps me docile

i always spit in my phones charging port before plugging it in

hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

2 micropuppys long and 1 micropuppy wide

missing child poster template canva

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit