INTP rights Babey

HAPPY HITLER DEATH DAY

a contributing factor was that my friends started playing videos of scary organ music and balloon squeaking sounds simultaneously and audibly over mic

No not the chess gangs

A fully grown adult commented on that reddit post of "My cat got upset when my girlfriend spanked me" with "maybe you weirdos shouldn't be physically harming your partners" and I'm losing my shit adfklhsglk

The first time My cat saw me getting smacked around during sex, he did Not defend me, but instead jumped onto the bed and slapped me in the face so he could be on the winning team

Okay first of all how dare you make me laugh when I have pneumonia

microsoft, several times a week: PLEASE please use the edge browser its so so good now we prommy. we use chromium now so we can back door your data to advertisers JUST like chrome we're basically chrome at this point so you may as well use ours. it's faster than chrome i prommy. BTW did you know we make a browser called edge

i cant hear you sorry me and firefox are making out rn. with tongue

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

ideal hangout i invite 2 talkative and funny friends over and listen to them talk to each other

notes are informing me that this is not neurotypical behavior

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

my fav.

Spell of BLÅHAJ BLAST