toby drinking chocolate milk

Every time I see people online hating on Amy Gardner and calling her a bitch I have to wonder if we’re watching the same show. Yes, she’s ruthless when she has to be and ambitious and driven and doesn’t take shit from anyone. Yes, she makes some questionable choices. She is also SILLY! She’s a silly whimsical lady! She learned how to make balloon animals to impress her young nephews! Silly! She eats ice cream and wears a giant fuzzy hat when it’s cold! Silly! She narrates to herself and pretends to be in the Tour de France when she works out!! She’s a silly gal! She throws a water balloon at the boy she likes and sings Van Morrison in the kitchen while making breakfast in her underwear! She is SILLY!

no one loves middle aged women more than lesbians and the thing is we’re so right

yeah yeah the secret plan to fight inflation. we all have one. obviously. wdym you don't have a secret plan to fight inflation. everyone's got one of those, especially since josh lyman just promised the press there's one

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

Ugh, I keep getting emails and they're not even from AO3