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"Almost always" 👀
Imagine being compleated and being one of the only ones who *doesn't* suffer immense pain. I'd be so upset lmao

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Okay so who was gonna tell us that compleation is decribed like that 👀👀👀👀
"Almost always" 👀
Imagine being compleated and being one of the only ones who *doesn't* suffer immense pain. I'd be so upset lmao

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Okay so who was gonna tell us that compleation is decribed like that 👀👀👀👀
"Almost always" 👀
Imagine being compleated and being one of the only ones who *doesn't* suffer immense pain. I'd be so upset lmao
Would it be okay to make cards representing named characters that aren’t legendary?
Strongly yes
Less strongly yes
I’m neutral on the topic
Less strongly no
Strongly no
I mean this is just already a thing with mileva isn't it tho?
(Boros legionarie who got a rare in mkm)

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“‘Toxic Abomination,’ was it? Hello. Please have a seat.”
The lesser Phyrexian looked around the putrid swamp for a chair. Seeing none, it collapsed into the muddy water before its praetor.
“Let’s begin your evaluation.” Sheoldred’s serpentine body coiled slowly around the grunt as she studied the surprisingly mundane clipboard in her hands. “It says here, you waited hundreds of years for Phyrexia’s return, only needing reactivation upon our arrival. Quite some loyalty, that. Also, you were once…renowned for your abnormal strength?”
Toxic Abomination nodded eagerly, bobbing its armless torso instead of a head.
“…Unfortunately, however, this strength is no longer so exceptional.”
Toxic Abomination startled at this statement.
“Yes. I’m afraid such power as yours is no longer even passable. Quite below average, in fact.”
Toxic Abomination began to rise from the muck, only for Sheoldred to make a placating gesture with her upper body.
“Please, no need to get angry. You were inactive for quite some time, now. It’s only natural to react to such news with anger. But a Phyrexian like you should conduct yourself properly.”
Defeated, Toxic Abomination collapsed back into the mud. Sheoldred watched passively as the fight left it.
“Worry not. Unlike the incompleat, we look after our own. I’m sure we could find work of some kind for you, given your service record.”
Toxic Abomination’s body angled hopefully upward. That was, until it heard Sheoldred’s suggestion, read aloud from her clipboard:
“Yes, I believe ‘chump blocker’ would be a perfect lateral position for you! If you’re interested, please speak with my assistant on your way out.”
Toxic Abomination suddenly rose and stomped out of the brackish water. During its egress, it saw a human woman with a glowing red eye standing on the shore.
“Hello. My name is Rona. I heard you might be interested in a-”
Toxic Abomination continued its indignant departure. Behind it, Rona and Sheoldred shared sly smirks.
[Poor Toxic Abomination. You woulda been a monster back in the day!]
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today, the light fixtures in a neighboring classroom pulled an izzet and decided to spontaniously combust.
it also turns out that our administration has, in their infinite wisdom, decided that our fire extinguishers were probably still good and that replacing them was entirely unnecessary.
this is a long-winded way of saying that i've come into some time off and have no idea what to do with it.
Time off, huh? Sounds like you could use a GIRLS NIGHT!
Girls night?
I could use some distractions, long as my injuries won’t slow you all down too much
We can get some transport when and if needed, and I can carry people, so should be no problem!
Follow-up question, where would this be at? A lot of the places I know of aren’t exactly conducive for a sphinx. You’re a little too big to fit into most doorways.
I'm not that big! Ravnica has big doors, I can fit most places an ogre or giant can!
Not sure we should go, but I'm sure we can find somewhere to start and see where the night takes us!
Maybe I’m just overly used to little dives, where you’re shoulder to shoulder with people. If need be I can try my hand at some alchemy before hand and see if I can brew up some transmogrification potions.
That would also have the benefit of your alcohol tolerance would go down, since you’d lose a lot of muscle weight
GIRLS NIGHT!!! YAAAAY!!
That does sound fun, and a chance to meet up with all you cool people! Will have to make sure I have the proper time off and it doesn't clash with other engagements, and an outfit... maybe a little touch up...
Anyways, I can see if I can't help, I'm sure I can get my hands on a few samples that can make it easier to work the alchemy, plus a touch of biomancy where the flaws exist. 95% sure to keep things more "typical", unless requested otherwise.
Of course, that's only if you wanna! Nothing stopping a full Sphinx have fun!
Oh, shit new outfit too? I was planning on wearing my good cloak but this is making me think I might need to buy something new.
Hmmm... Girls night? This one would like to go too, if it's not a bother.
Anzrag yeah! This is going to be great!
There's an Izzet bar that opened up recently called The Fizzetorium that I've been wanting to try. Might be a good place to start?
An Izzet bar you say? I'm intrigued.
With the ones I've been to before, their experimental cocktails aren't always good, but they are always interesting.
Sounds like a blast!
We need someone to make sure we don’t get arrested.
@azorius-eloquence Atticus! Some rapscallions are planning an activity and someone should keep an eye on us. The only way to do it effectively is by joining us
If I can manage to sneak off campus and through an omenpath, ill try to join you guys
If you find a path bring @gruulanarch with you. She's trying to get back.
Will do, but I'm not the best at finding paths, interplanar mechanics and navigation was never really my class
today, the light fixtures in a neighboring classroom pulled an izzet and decided to spontaniously combust.
it also turns out that our administration has, in their infinite wisdom, decided that our fire extinguishers were probably still good and that replacing them was entirely unnecessary.
this is a long-winded way of saying that i've come into some time off and have no idea what to do with it.
Time off, huh? Sounds like you could use a GIRLS NIGHT!
Girls night?
I could use some distractions, long as my injuries won’t slow you all down too much
We can get some transport when and if needed, and I can carry people, so should be no problem!
Follow-up question, where would this be at? A lot of the places I know of aren’t exactly conducive for a sphinx. You’re a little too big to fit into most doorways.
I'm not that big! Ravnica has big doors, I can fit most places an ogre or giant can!
Not sure we should go, but I'm sure we can find somewhere to start and see where the night takes us!
Maybe I’m just overly used to little dives, where you’re shoulder to shoulder with people. If need be I can try my hand at some alchemy before hand and see if I can brew up some transmogrification potions.
That would also have the benefit of your alcohol tolerance would go down, since you’d lose a lot of muscle weight
GIRLS NIGHT!!! YAAAAY!!
That does sound fun, and a chance to meet up with all you cool people! Will have to make sure I have the proper time off and it doesn't clash with other engagements, and an outfit... maybe a little touch up...
Anyways, I can see if I can't help, I'm sure I can get my hands on a few samples that can make it easier to work the alchemy, plus a touch of biomancy where the flaws exist. 95% sure to keep things more "typical", unless requested otherwise.
Of course, that's only if you wanna! Nothing stopping a full Sphinx have fun!
Oh, shit new outfit too? I was planning on wearing my good cloak but this is making me think I might need to buy something new.
Hmmm... Girls night? This one would like to go too, if it's not a bother.
Anzrag yeah! This is going to be great!
There's an Izzet bar that opened up recently called The Fizzetorium that I've been wanting to try. Might be a good place to start?
An Izzet bar you say? I'm intrigued.
With the ones I've been to before, their experimental cocktails aren't always good, but they are always interesting.
Sounds like a blast!
We need someone to make sure we don’t get arrested.
@azorius-eloquence Atticus! Some rapscallions are planning an activity and someone should keep an eye on us. The only way to do it effectively is by joining us
If I can manage to sneak off campus and through an omenpath, ill try to join you guys

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you know, I may be "unqualified to teach" or "too chaotic", "not good enough at talking" or whatever but I'm considering doing something a bit more under the radar, I recently found an entrance to some sort of secret access tunnel? It lets me walk between different places on campus without running into anyone. So if i find a big enough open space in there I could use that as a "classroom" of sorts and give lessons in secrecy to whoever wants to learn more.
I would sign right up for that, and I'd be willing to help with navigation and making maps of you need anything like that. Fractal creatures are remarkably useful for that sort of thing
I seem to have arrived in Ravnica near a massive hole, buildings all down the sides and water at the bottom. The map I purchased upon arrival tells me this is zonot seven.
Welcome!! That would be the home of our lovely Simic Guild! So nice to have more visitors! Remember not to fall in, The Simic haven’t let us enforce safety rails on their territory (yet)
Simic guild, huh? Oh! I meant to ask you if there's any bylaws that cover interplanar visitors that will affect my visit. I'd hate to spend my visit in a holding cell.
None specifically talking about interplanar visitors no, but you’d remember to stay out of guild’s way when they’re conducting their duties. The biggest thing is that, as both a guildless and non-citizen, you carry drastically fewer protections than others. I’d advise to stay in in Boros, Selesnya and Azorius territory, thats typically the safest if you lack combat experience.
Most Innistradi have some form of combat experience from fighting off the moon knows what during the Travails. But I appreciate the advice!
Correction: no interplanar bylaws yet. I'm certain the Azorius intend to remedy that posthaste.
Hopefully our friendly neighborhood elocutor here sees fit to inform you if you're likely to be clapped in irons.
I like to believe, my good fellow, no matter how naive it might make me seem, that people fundamentally want to be helpful. That includes the Azorius.
I'm hardly going to live blog it, but I'm taking the omenpath route to Ravnica in my covered wagon. I'll give you all updates as I go.
So the first leg of my trek, the journey through Innistrad. I have to travel through Gavony and the Moorlands, past the Ruins of Thraben, up Kruin Pass and into Stensia, vampire territory.
I'll have to barter something with the Voldarens to gain access to the Thunder Junction omenpath. I'll update you all when I reach the Voldaren Estate.
Looks like I'm not going to reach the Estate tonight and I'm going to have to camp out. In the Moorlands. Where all the Geists are. Fuck.
At least Gisa and Geralf are still missing, so I'm unlikely to be trampled by a zombie horde, but I have my sigiled pitchfork just in case.
I was awoken in the middle of the night by strange dreams about vampires. I wouldn't necessarily call it prophecy, because I was already nervous about meeting the Voldarens and it could just be an anxiety dream.
But the night passed without further incident, and I should be at the proper place for negotiations soon!
I have officially reached the Voldaren Estate! Some devils from Ashmouth tried to cause difficulty on Kruin Pass but a few jabs from my pitchfork told them I was made of sterner stuff than the average traveler.
Either way I'm waiting to enter negotiations and then I shall plan my route through Thunder Junction.
Down a little blood, but my journey through Thunder Junction should be simple. I've secured passage from where I came out, the city of Prosperity, to Omenport on the local train, which is an unusual thing for me. Along with my horses and wagon.
Thank you to @first-interplanar-bank for exchanging my saved up sovereigns for the local currency.
Ok fun update on my life: there are currently 2 EXTREMELY WASTED Rakdos performers outside my apartment complex yelling about what the most enjoyable method of disembowelment is for everyone involved. Yelling. In the middle of the night. About disembowelment.
Hey, @bitchy-rakdos-enchanter, that's not you is it?
Ish nota crame ter drank an chataboutta which technical ish best fer pullin outta bastards innards.

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Hey everyone! My name’s Kiv (she/her), I’m a 27 year old trans(humanist) employee of the Simic Combine, and I suppose this will be my introduction post!
A few things:
Yes, I am a Planeswalker. I’m sure you all know what that is by now. Or, well, I was a Planeswalker. Not anymore!
I’m currently a research assistant on several Simic projects, involving both Hull and Fin Clades! Feel free to ask me anything about that! (Anything that I’m allowed to share, that is)
I’ll also be sharing my general thoughts about current Ravnican events, anecdotes about my time as a ‘Walker, and updates on projects whenever I find the time!
That’s about it, and I hope to make lots of awesome friends on here!
Ok fun update on my life: there are currently 2 EXTREMELY WASTED Rakdos performers outside my apartment complex yelling about what the most enjoyable method of disembowelment is for everyone involved. Yelling. In the middle of the night. About disembowelment.
I'm glad stuff like this doesn't usually happen on campus. Worst we normally get are silverquill duels, thank the founding dragons