Amateur mtg shortfic writer. He/him. Icon art by Svetlin Velinov, card art for Maximize Velocity. Background art by Noah Bradley, card art for Izzet Guildgate
âHey, Demetrius.â The viashino nodded in greeting to his friend, as he donned his goggles, tail guard, and knee pads.
The human standing off to the side folded his arms judgmentally at the other Izzet. âAre you sure this is a good idea?â
âYes,â Kenneth assured him, while mounting the hoverboard floating beside him.
âHave you evenâŚwhatâs the wordâŚtested it yet?â
âHuh? Aw, dang. I knew I forgot some-â
The hoverboard suddenly flared to life and shot forward. The sudden momentum propelled Kenneth directly into a brick wall, knocking him unconscious. He crumpled to the ground, his board smoking and sputtering as it shut down.
Demetrius smirked, and shook his head at Kennethâs prone form. âRemind me again why youâre my boss, and not the other way around?â
â
[Hi. I write short stories about Magic cards. Stories are tagged like this one, and by plane. Any story I canât find a plane for generally defaults to Shandalar. Also hey, I now have a non-mtg reblog blog @danco111!]
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With a comedic whistling sound, the humongous steel girder plummeted from the scaffolding. On the ground below, an oblivious ride attendant marched toward the locker room, exhausted from her twelve-hour shift.
âHey, lady!â bellowed one of the goblin workers overhead.
The vampire didnât even react to the shout. When the I-beam landed directly atop her costumeâs spacesuit helmet, however, it split in two with a cacophonous crash, as the two halves hit the ground on either side of her. Meanwhile, the work crew gawked down at the surprisingly victimless scene, with all of their jaws dropped.
âHow theâŚâ The goblin foreman turned to his crew, face red. Rather than lecture them on safety, however, he criticized the material they had just dropped on someoneâs head: âJust what kinda steel are we usin here! Styofoam?â
A squeaky voiced worker shook her head. âNo, boss. Weâre usinâŚuhâŚHatSafe⢠Steel Girders. âSo safe, itâll bounce right off your hat!ââ
âWhat the? Howâd you say theâŚ? Never mind that! Whereâd that even come from?â
âThe girders, sir.â The grunt pointed to a clearly visible label and description, printed on one of the girders.
âOh. Yeah. Dunno how I didnât see that before.â
The crew all shared a laugh, the incident immediately forgotten.
â
âSo,â chimed a voice from the shadows, âI see my merchandise has done its job.â
The vampiric ride attendant tilted her head in puzzlement, at the mobster in an old-school suit, leaning against the nearby wall. âWhat do you mean, Mr. Barone?â
ââŚMy hat!â
An awkward pause.
âThe helmet on your suit! It just saved your life! You spit on my gratitude like this?â
âIâm not saying you didnât give it to me, Mr. Barone. But itâs not a hat, really. Just a part of the suit.â
âBut it just protectedâŚâ Brims trailed off, trapped between the attendantâs argument and the events he had just witnessed.
[What do you think: do the spacesuit helmets from Unfinity count as hats?]
Steel rang out on steel one last time before the two warriors paused their melee. A Jeskai monk backflipped through the air, away from his Abzan merchant opponent. The two exchanged glares, then turned to the archangel in their midst.
âOur apologies, Lady Elspeth,â droned the monk. âOdsar and I were merely settlingâŚa matter of clerical disagreement.â
âEnough trickery, Weilong. You two are unable to set aside your clan feuds - even now, while your leaders meet to discuss the encroaching dragonstorms that threaten you both.â
âWell, hold on now, My Lady,â Odsar protested. âWeilong speaks the truthâŚas to the nature of our argument, at least. A simple disagreement came to blows. Not either of our proudest moments, I wager, but itâs the truth.â
Elspeth spread her radiant wings. Her grip tightened around her sword in its scabbard. âPray tell, what âdisagreementâ could cause such an altercation?â
âItâsâŚwellâŚâ Weilong found himself at a loss for words. He glanced pleadingly to Odsar, who seemed similarly stumped.
âI rest my case. You two shall-â
âIt was about how we treat our birds!â
Odsarâs sudden statement briefly stunned Elspeth, just long enough for Weilong to speak: âSheâs right. We both raise birds. But my companions are just that - humble ascetics, same as I. Odsar, however-â
âOdsar, however!â Odsar parroted. âShe prefers to get some use out of her pets. Iâm a falconer. I have use for scout and attack birds on the road.â
âBut why subject such a majestic animal to such a lowly fate!â
âThere is pride to be taken in work!â
âWait. YouâŚâ
Elspethâs plea landed on deaf ears, as the two began anew. She stepped forward, but stopped as she noticed two groups of birds circling overhead. They watched their masters duel, but neither flock dove to their aid.
âI supposeâŚif it were a duel to the death, you would invoke your companions.â Elspeth finally released her swordâs grip. But she was still clearly uncomfortable, as she watched the duel.
[Falconer Adeptâs tokens come in attacking. Wingblade Discipleâs donât.]
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Sometimes, canon disappoints you. It infuriates you. It downright drives you to resent it.
And so you do the healthy thing and build your own!
Behold, Jaceâs ill-fated attempt to save his beloved Vraska from the jaws of New Phyrexia, BUT DONE RIGHT!
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My Trynn, Champion of Freedom told me Silvar, Devourer of the Free keep eating her 1/1 white Human Solder creature tokens so I asked how many 1/1 white Human Solder creature tokens she has and she said she just goes to the end step and gets a new 1/1 white Human Solder creature tokens afterwards so I said it sounds like sheâs just feeding 1/1 white Human Solder creature tokens to Silvar, Devourer of the Free and then her player started crying.
The thunderous voice rattled the draconic planeswalkerâs fangs. Ugin turned, and saw a massive, gold-scaled dragonâŚthat barely reached his stomach in height. He grimaced before issuing a terse greeting:
âGreetings, Oyuun. Can it wait? I have some urgent matters to-â
âNO! YOUR MEDDLING HAS COST TARKIR TOO MANY LIVES!â Oyuunâs magically enhanced bellow caused the very earth to rupture as he continued. âKHANS. DRAGONS. WE HAVE BOTH LOST LIVES AND LIVELIHOODS - AND YOU ARE TO BLAME.â
âYes, yes. I will gladly face trial for my actionsâŚnot that any of you will be able to carry out any supposed sentenceâŚBut first, I must attend to more urgent matters. My brother has returned.â
âTHEN LET HIM STAND TRIAL AS WELL. YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE YOUR FATE.â
Ugin gazed upward, above Oyuunâs relatively diminutive stature. Overhead, a dark crimson dragonstorm billowed wide enough to blot out the sky in all directions, as far as the eye could see. âIf I am not allowed to tend to my business, there will be no Tarkir left to hold me accountable.â
âA LIKELY STORY. ALREADY OUR COALITIONS ADDRESS THE DRAGONSTORM THREAT. WITH ASSISTANCE FROM PLANESWALKERS. NOT YOU.â
âI cannot be present for every issue that threatens this lone plane.â
âAND YET YOU SAW FIT TO DECIMATE THE KHANS DURING YOUR LAST VISIT.â
âOhâŚenough of this! Stand aside, or be destroyed!â
âHOW? MY MAGIC PREVENTS ALL-â
Ugin snapped his claws. Oyuun instantly exploded into a shower of glittering scales. As golden dust settled across the desert, Ugin heaved a deep sigh.
âAs Tarkir has grown, and changed, and learned, so have I. I did not wish to use my newfound talents against youâŚâ Ugin became painfully aware of his rambling to an otherwise deserted desert. Yet still he persisted: âI am far from the worst abused of this power! The Gatewatch! Killing the Eldrazi titans! How is meddling in one plane worse!â
[Poor Clarion Conqueror! All ready to counter old Ugin, just to be handily answered by new Ugin!]
âHmph. The third round of uninvited guests in as many days. Well, hold still, and Iâll-â
âI donât think so, witch.â
With a flick of his wrist, the new arrival summoned chains of light to bind the sorceress before she could enact her curse. Startled by the sudden display of magic, she spat angrily at the man, while surrounded by her previous swine victims.
âHixus! I shouldâve known!â
âHello, Joanna,â smirked the prison warden. âStill cursing trespassers, I see?â
âNot just trespassers, warden! Warriors, seeking to attack me!â
âAttack youâŚâ Hixus arched a skeptical eyebrow. âSurely not for cursing their fellows?â
âNo! Or, wellâŚIâm not sure.â
âAnd why is that?â
âBecause-â Joanna winced as she struggled, in vain, against Hixusâs chains of light. âBecause they fought over who would get to fight me!â
ââŚOh?â
The bonds around Joannaâs arms loosened ever so slightly. Not enough to escape, but enough for her to gesticulate as she explained, âYes! Men came to besiege my home. Then a flight of sphinxes came and scattered them.â
âAnd, I donât suppose youâve cursed any sphinxes lately, hmm?â
âNo!â Joanna grinned as her bonds grew even looser. âWell, not until today.â
âSo, those sphinxes areâŚthese boars?â Hixus turned, and looked to the swine that still surrounded him and Joanna.
âYesâŚ!â Joanna tore herself free of the steadily loosening restraints. She waggled her fingers, already preparing a spell for Hixus. âAnd now you-â
âWell. It seems like you actually were just defending yourselfâŚthis time.â
Joanna paused, silent, but with a spell still prepared in her hands.
âI apologize for my harsh action.â
ââŚDo you, now?â
âI do. I suppose Iâll leave you to yourâŚlivestock. That is, of course, unless we have some other businessâŚ?â
âUh. No!â Joanna immediately dispelled her prepared magic and hid her still-glowing hands behind her back. âNo problem here, warden!â
âGood,â Hixus smirked, back still turned. âCongratulations, by the way, on finally getting to hex a sphinx.â
Itâs a great game! I havenât beaten it yet but I have gotten to theâŚI think last area? And although itâs tough there, itâs still fun!
The areas are satisfying to explore and unlock, especially the mirror world. Soundtrackâs great - my favorites are ironically the first track on the beach, and the tower climb.
Iâve heard some discourse on the difficulty, and idk for sure, but it seems ok to me. Definitely not the easiest game to get into at first, before you get any upgrades, but it opened up pretty quickly for me. Although, that might just depend on which way you go at first.
Trinket and weapon synergies can make for some pretty busted combos. Barring that, thereâs even some individual items like the Pit Preserver that also cut down on the annoyance factors.
My favorite build so far is hyper aggression with Whisper and Vesper. Iâm running all the plasma vial buffs I have, alongside Intraveinous Vial so I can keep up the pressure.
So yeah, pretty dang fun so far, at least on the first playthrough!
He doesn't know how long he had been walking, wandering, following that stubborn tug and pull in his very being. He doesn't know for how long it had taken for him to see the surface again, nor why he was back, nor how. He was gone, then he was not.
He was surrounded by jungle. The light of the sun was just hitting the sky. He could not feel its warmth. He had no flesh to feel it with.
All he knew is that he had to get back. To make sure she was safe, that they were all safe. He had the terrible feeling that something was wrong, utterly so. He must right a deadly wrong. He must make sure they were safe. That she was safe.
He needed to get back. To follow that pull.
But how?
He didn't know. All he did know that he had to keep going. Keep⌠moving. Everything felt⌠distant. Not quite numb, simply not there. But he was walking, he thought. He had to climb at one point to get here, to see the sun again.
The sunâŚ
He remembered chasing the sun. A different sun. A fabled one. Brighter than bright, one that would scour away sins and⌠andâŚ
And now it was gone. That sun was gone, long gone now, but something else was here. Something⌠no, someone, yes, someone was here now, someone who was a savior, a savant, someone who could save them, someone who⌠whoâŚ
Who he⌠could not quite name. But the rose upon his armor was connected to them. To.. to her.
She? Was it her? Was it⌠oh, blessings of the⌠Why couldn't he�
He paused. No. She was someone different. She needed to be found, to be made safe. No, no, the⌠the Blessed One did not require him, not now⌠not until he made sure others were safe, were alive, were not⌠not like he was now.
He had to move. To go, to find someone, anyone to help him. Help him find her, help him find them, the survivors, to understand what this wrongness was, to help him rememberâŚ
⌠remember who he was. Why he was moving the way he did, why he was the way he was, he needed to understand, to know, why didn't he know? How could he not know? He was of importance, obviously, but⌠but who was he?
He found one answer in the startled looks of the pale faces that stared at him as he finally broke through the high vegetation. It was stammered to him through frightened lips.
"Director?"
He responded with the only thing that came to mind;
"Where is she?"
The sight of a dead man walking was enough to unnerve even the most steely of paladins that still occupied Queen's Bay. The echo -- the spirit, the remnant, among plenty of other whispered names he had been accruing in his short stay -- wandered while someone was getting answers for him.
He knew his name now. BartolomĂŠ del Presidio, the deputy director -- formerly -- of the Queen's Bay Company. Other aspects of his personhood were fuzzed, indistinct. It was the same feeling he had when standing too close to one of the braziers full of incense at a sermon.
Although, he noted, he could no longer smell. Or feel, really.
A set of finely dressed merchants approached him, all large, formless clothing with intricate patterning and impressive enough facial hair. One came forward, offering a low bow to him as he did so.
"We believe we have the information you are seeking, good sir," he said. "You seek the girl who came to us with the warning?"
"Yes," the spirit said, straightening a little. "Have you found her? Is she safe?"
"That we do not know, my goodly sir," he said, holding a rolled set of papers. The nonchalance in which he said it was infuriating. "All we do know is that the one you seek did give us the warning, which we did ferry to Torrezon shortly thereafter. It did not do us much good, however."
"What do you mean?" BartolomĂŠ asked. He took a step forward. Some of the entourage stepped back. "What has happened?"
"You mean to say --" the merchant stopped himself, chuckling. Again, it was enough to rile him. "Of course you wouldn't, you've been deceased, my good sir. No, our home is at war once more."
"With whom?"
"With itself, of course," the merchant said, brushing out his thicker overcloak. Given the rising heat of day, BartolomĂŠ was surprised he wasn't sweating enough to fill the Deoro. "As I said, the warning was too little, and too late."
BartolomĂŠ was stunned a moment. He staggered a half-step, his mind whirring. So the schism has finally happened, he thought. The Church is cracking. My death meant nothing.
The merchant who approached him must've noticed how distraught he was. "We can assure you that your family-"
"What of them?"
"--has been very well taken care of by the Company," the merchant finished a little imperiously. "As far as we know, they are safe."
A little comfort. He squared his shoulders a little. Not all is yet lost. "Thank you," he said. He then looked to the open docks at one end of the settlement, casting his eyes at the horizon. The merchant was continuing to speak to him, but the words were falling on deaf ears. He was beginning to feel a pull, hard and distinct.
Come to me, something whispered to him. Rejoice with your kindred.
The merchant was trying to get his attention. He balled his hands into fists and took a step forward, disappearing into the open air.
A cavern, slicked with ice greeted him. Had he the flesh to feel it, he knew he'd be shivering. It was quite different to the warmer climes that he had trekked through just to make it back to the surface again.
At least there weren't goblins and gnomes and all sorts of myriad insects and other skittering creatures to greet him.
Well, that wasn't entirely true. There were plenty of other skittering things, but those things had wings and tiny eyes and were trying to convince him that they had a kinship.
He had been drawn here, and he wasn't alone. There were others like him. Spirits, shades, echoes.
They were being drawn like moths to fire. Something had called them here. BartolomĂŠ understood what it was, and doubtless the others down here did too. It was the very thing he had died in vain to try and prevent from ever digging its claws into his home. But now it was trying to greet him and all the others with open wings, with promises of power and freedom, with promises of all things being right and proper according to his whims.
Heresy, blasphemy, and lies, all of it. But he would do as he did initially on that fateful journey into the Core of Paradise, into his grave; he would bear witness, be out of the way, be unassuming until the time was right to fight back.
The caverns were filled with thousands of bats. Demons lurked and moved among the shadows. They whispered in languages that BartolomĂŠ should not understand, yet he did.
Welcome. Welcome, brother.
Welcome.
Freedom is at hand, brother. Welcome.
If he had a brain left somewhere, it'd feel as though something was snaking around it. He hid his intent as well as one could.
He saw traitors. Some of whom he recognized -- there was Albina, someone he served with on a handful of tours before the unification, alongside Fausto, not too far away from her -- and many whom he did not. He saw humans, some of them thralls, others nothing more than hapless peasantry that didn't have enough hands raised to protect them.
He had to keep himself in check. They would be mourned, and they would be most properly avenged. There was nothing good he could do for them now.
His eyes lingered on the traitors. Their bodies were warped, made wrong, blasphemies written into their very flesh now. They smiled and laughed as though they were not bringing ruin to their own home and people.
The main event was about to begin. Shadows and darkness gathered in the center of a massive chamber, and out of it came the incarnated form of butchery, savagery, and madness itself.
Welcome my children, it whispered to them all. Welcome to our new kingdom.
Screeching and cheers went up around the cavern, enough to be deafening. BartolomĂŠ kept his face as neutral as he could. A good skill he picked up when he was becoming more accustomed to dealing with nobilites and merchants.
Soon, my errant daughter shall fall, and after her shall the people of the accursed sun, it went on. There was more chaotic cheering. Soon, very soon, all that light once touched shall be ours, as is our right!
Now that caused a stir. He could hear the beating of weapons on stone and fists on armor.
Privately, he formed the sign of the rose in one hand. He felt a few pairs of eyes staring at him soon after. He stared right back.
If we are to accomplish this, the whispers continued, then we will need strength. We will need only our most daring and strong for this conquest. That is why I call to you, as I call to all of my most worthy children.
More beating of weapons and armor.
Thanks to our hidden weapon, we know precisely where our erring brethren are going to be and how they intend to strike at us, the beast at the center of the cavern went on. My Antifex already has begun making designs for all of you. You will not be alone -- more will follow in the nights to come. We will stand as an army that is greater than any of flesh and metal that they can throw at us. We shall stand as an army immortal, an army of death, an army greater than any that this plane has seen before.
Something was creeping closer to BartolomĂŠ. He remained standing and focused.
Is something wrong, brother? a demon asked, right in his ear.
"No," he answered. "Aside from you interfering with the words of our lord and master."
The demon pulled back, folding its wings in a display of apology, before it went on. If the thing at the center of the cavern noticed, it did not make a show of it.
There was plenty more grandstanding and encouragement and blood-stirring. The others in the cavern were eating it up. It made him sick. Surely, he couldn't be the only one who wasn't agreeing with this. But there were too many that were.
His mind began to click even as the Antifex began to speak. He was surprised at how... strangely normal she looked. Glamours? Did she reject the daemonification of the others? He was keeping track of locations she was outlining, of their own movements, anything and everything that could be of use later. They already had the compromised plans of the Legion -- how did that happen? The beast mentioned a 'hidden weapon'. Something to bring up later once he was out of here -- so he would return to the Legion with the plans of the enemy.
A draw wouldn't be pretty, but it was better than letting the enemy win. He had learned that several times while sitting on one side of a regicide board.
Some of the traitors were beginning to rally a number of the collected spirits to their sides. The demons were moving in to help. BartolomĂŠ was going to be corralled like a sheep.
So he let them. Fleeing now would do nothing. He needed to remain beneath notice, and already he was worried he roused too much suspicion. He had to set things right. He had to make sure his death mattered. That was one of the most ignoble things to suffer; a meaningless and unremembered demise.
So he would wait. He would watch. And when the time came, he'd finally raise his arms in defiance to strike.
Revenant, they were calling him now.
Shade. Spiteful One. All sorts of titles he began to accrue.
Sometimes the names were spoken with reverence, other times with fear. He didn't care. All that mattered to him was the rebalancing of debt.
Bodies of traitors and the stolen and trapped essence of the dead and damned would be left by the gates of various bastions and at the walls of cities, as well as pinned warnings.
YOU HAVE TURNED ON YOUR FAITH, AND SO I HAVE TURNED ON ALL OF YOU.
REPENT AND YOU MAY YET BE SPARED THE WRATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS AND THE HOLY.
No one suspected him. No one expected him.
He was dead, gone, he was no great champion nor hero even in life. He was a paladin and soldier turned mercantile broker.
He walked the fields of his homelands by night, alone, going to where he felt himself being pulled hardest. From there, his job was simple; take as many as he could.
Unwinding the very aspects of the traitors, the ties to their heathen and debaucherous god, was made far easier when you were now formed as part of that essence. Tearing their very souls from their flesh had been a delicate and difficult thing to learn at first, but now he was doing it with a very practiced ease.
It was only a handful each night, but that was better than nothing. His heart broke when he realized the gravity of what he was doing, but he steeled himself against feeling such pity when they were the ones visiting destruction upon their home first. Of course, they wouldn't see it that way -- and they plead for him to listen to their perspective often -- and he found himself caring less and less as the nights wore on.
He made sure he had no witnesses. No one to linger, no one to breathe a warning and ferry it and get himself undone as he was doing to these traitorous bastards.
That was easy enough. He was able to make himself into a watchman and scout. The disappearances? Too many Legionnaires in the area. He fled at the first sign of them to give warning, but they would be gone by the time he retrieved reinforcement. He'd get chastised for his fleetfooted nature, of course, but never suspected of wrongdoing.
He spread himself as far across the continent as he could to avoid it for as long as possible. He knew it'd catch up with him, but he wanted to make sure the enemy would already have paid in droves by that time.
And yet, the whispers of a "revenant" still went up through the ranks. Some were worried the Blessed Saint had found a way to ultize echoes and shades in a yet-unknown manner. Perhaps she had been able to hijack a portion of their god's power?
BartolomĂŠ wished that was the truth. Perhaps they had developed new techniques in regards to utilizing shades. He didn't know. All he did know was that he had to keep moving, keep working, keep spreading unease and fear in the ranks.
There was something more he had to do in order to properly atone.
The warning from Amalia had come too late, so he would ensure his own warnings came early. These, too, would be anonymous. Unsigned letters appearing on the desks of captains and commanders, as many as he could find close to where he had been "assigned", started turning up. Murmurs would travel up the chain fast.
In quieter nights, when he could wander alone, he sometimes heard the chattering and knew it'd be enough.
Even if no one knew it was him, he would be happy to perish with the knowledge his home would be protected and safe. That his family would be safe and sound.
That, wherever she was, Amalia would be safe and sound. That girl didn't deserve all of this, no more than his own daughter had.
BartolomĂŠ looked to the sky that was beginning to lighten. Day was approaching. It meant the rest of the traitors would begin fleeing back to their darker and danker hiding spots, and that he would have to join them, too.
He looked at the tiny silvered jar he held, feeling the undying wrath and hatred of the latest victim of his own internal crusade from within. He took a step back and threw it over a stony wall, hearing it thunk off of a bit of armor. He was gone before the confused soldier could find the strange assailant.
He would be back at holy dusk, as he always would be. There were more souls to reap, more unheard prayers to hear, more hope to give to the hopeless. One bastard at a time, one night at a time, he'd continue for as long as he had.
And until he was caught, he had a veritable eternity to make them pay.
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A human woman startled at the rough voice suddenly close behind her. She turned from her gardening work, and was forced to crane her neck to meet the gaze of a muscular, armed centaur looming over her.
âUh. Hello. Thank you. And, I have a name, you know.â
âAs do I. I am Stella. What is yours?â
âOh, right. Uh. Iâm Valerie.â
âWell met, Valerie. You keep a good garden.â
âOh! Thank you!â Finally, the gardener began to relax. She gestured to the lush plant life around her and Stella. âI worked very hard for it.â
âYes. Nylea must be proud.â
Valerie tilted her head in puzzlement. âNylea, you say?â
âYes. You must worship Nylea, to be maintaining such a garden, no?â
âUh. No. I worship Karametra.â
Stella blinked slowly. âWho?â
âKarametra. God of harvests!â
ââŚWho?â
âAnother nature goddess, like your Nylea?â
âYou-â Stella stared, bewildered, at her verdant surroundings. âHow can two gods represent the same thing?â
âI donât know. DifferentâŚemphasis, maybe? Youâre definitely a little more wild looking than I am. And I take it, you donât have a garden?â
âNo.â Stella nodded to herself, slowly at first but quickly gaining confidence. âI suppose two gods can have the same focus. Nature, and all that entails.â
âExactly! So, we donât have to fightâŚright?â
âOf course not!â Stella exclaimed. âWhy would we fight?â
âWell, youâre armed. SoâŚâ
Stellaâs eyes widened. âDo you not carry a weapon?â
âNo. Why would I? I am but a gardener.â
âNylea teaches usâŚâ Stella sighed. âPerhaps our two gods are not so alike, after all.â
âW-Why would I need to fight?â Valerie asked, oblivious.
[Theyâre both worshipping different gods but still call on devotion to green!]
Captain Lannery Storm stood on the deck of the Gallant Angel with her arms crossed. She had a cutlass on each hip and had made an initial attempt to brush her hair, though she had quickly given up on that front in favor of just tying it back.
Behind her was the Omenpath back to the Stormwreck Sea. Somewhere on that side, Andres and Cristomo were working on the last bits of paperwork for Andres to formally return to Torrezon and for him and Cristomo to be legally married by the Church of Dusk so that their child wouldnât be born a bastard. Somewhere else, her half-brother and half-sister, Marciano and Evereth, were setting up protections to keep the Betrayer from sinking his fingers into Luneau. And in a third place, her cousin and her grandmother were keeping Jagged Teeth Island in line.
But in front of her, on this side of the Omenpath, was the towering metropolis of Towashi.
The elderly rat man Captain Storm was meant to meet stood at the dock with his hands folded behind his back. Gathered around him were five kids: two nezumi, two kitsune, and an ogre. Both nezumi and one of the kitsune were just seven years old, followed by the other kitsune at eight, and finally the ogre at nine. Children. Orphans. Just like Storm herself.
Storm jumped down off of her ship as soon as the gangplank was lowered. âHey, Mister Silentsign,â she said, trying to sign as quickly as she spoke. Nezumi sign language was a little difficult for her, but she had been watching videos about it on her communicator and heckling a few people she knew used it. âEveryone ready to go?â
The nezumi signed back. âTheyâre ready. Iâll be coming with you to ensure that they settle in, of course.â
âOf course,â she repeated. It was what the old man had done the previous times that the kids went to Jagged Teeth Island to meet their potential parents. âWant me to stop anywhere so you can jump in to fight a fish?â
Silentsignâs left ear twitched in amusement. âPerhaps on the return trip.â
âSounds good, old man.â That was, of course, said with the highest respect. Like pirates, Reckoners rarely made it to their seventies. Storm turned back to the kids. âAlright, letâs get on the ship! Any of you who makes Adrian tell stories about Durron gets the dragonâs share of candy before we make it to shore again!â
Storm hated returning to Jagged Teeth Island. It felt like everything she was supposed to want, and it just made her feel bad that she didnât want it. Thankfully, she wasnât here for an extended visit, because she would rather eat her own legs than listen to her grandmother talk at length about the cultural benefits of settling down again. She had gotten enough of something vaguely adjacent to that while dealing with Andres and Cristomoâs entire everything lately, when they werenât trying to put a new hole in the wall of their cabin.
Honestly, she was about ready to find an extraplanar nunnery just to avoid all of it.
She kicked the gangplank down to the dock and slid down it just to show off, which turned into a short jog at the end. Her crew started scrambling to unload things, while Silentsign bid the orphans goodbye so that they could join their new families here. Storm recognized most of the people living on this island, of course, but her gaze drifted past the crowd to try to find two women in particular.
Mariah Storm stood like a solid pillar of stone with her shoulders squared. She was the head of the islandâs traderâs guild. At a glance, she and Storm looked like sisters rather than cousins: same brown hair, same sun-crisped tan, same squared shoulders and commanding gait. Storm considered that to be because of the good genes from the sides of their family that they shared. The difference was, as always, in the details: Mariah bore green eyes rather than the brown that Storm shared with her half-brother and half-sister, and Mariah was a powerful geomancer like their grandmother while Storm had...nearly nothing.
And standing beside her was Tetsuko Umezawa, a Dominarian woman with black hair and a shaved undercut that Storm honestly was pretty jealous of. Even though Tetsuko now wore the same clothing as everyone else on the island, she carried a weapon she called a jitte rather than go without one. She was probably closer to Stormâs age than to Mariahâs, but Storm never bothered to ask.
Storm counted to three, then pivoted in time to catch an orc girl flinging herself at her legs. The child was probably eight or nine years old, but Storm couldnât remember. Her black hair was braided carefully and laid over her shoulder; probably Tetsukoâs work. One of the women had obviously convinced her to wash up so her green skin wasnât covered in dirt and sand like it usually was. âHeya, Dolly,â Storm greeted, hefting the girl into her arms. âYouâve gotten bigger!â
Dolly giggled. âHi Auntie Lannie! Did you bring my new brother?â
âPatience, Dolly,â Mariah reminded her as she and Tetsuko crossed the dock to join Storm. It wassounfair of her to be taller than Storm. âLet them have time to get their things together first.â
âBut I wanna see him again!â The orcâs cheeks puffed up as she pouted.
âHey now, cannonball, donât argue with your momma,â Storm laughed as she set Dolly back down on her feet. âHeâs on his way.â
The other kids who had been adopted â the nezumi twins by an older human couple, Maple-Paw by a goblin family unit that had already taken in a bunch of other orphans of varying species, and Flower-Nose by a younger orc man and his siren spouse â made their way down the docks and to their new families. Finally, Takuroshi made his way down the gangplank. He was fairly tall despite being somewhere around Dollyâs age, and Silentsign had warned Mariah and Tetsuko at length that ogres never stopped growing, though the speed at which they did would slow down in time. Storm was just glad that they had gotten him moved to the island before he outgrew her ship.
The ogre boy had short beige fur, which made him look almost bald. His ears were pointed and pinned back a bit when he saw the crowd, like he had during previous trips to this island. But he carried his own luggage toward Mariah and Tetsuko and Dolly.
Dolly darted forward. âHi Takuroshi!â she chirped. âYou get to live here now! Wanna come see your room?â
Takuroshi hesitated and looked up at Mariah, who nodded encouragingly. âO-okay,â he agreed, letting Dolly grab his hand and drag him off.
Storm snorted once the kids were out of earshot. âEither sheâs going to pull him out of his shell, or theyâre going to be the most dynamic duo on this island.â
âOr both,â Tetsuko agreed. âSo, any chance we can convince you to stay for dinner and update us on the Storm Fleet?â
Storm glanced back at her ship. Silentsign was signing rather aggressively to Avarett about something to do with bones, Marian was cursing a storm over her maps, and Udolf had already vaulted off of the ship in order to get their food stores replenished.
She turned back to her cousin and her cousinâs partner. She offered them a grin that felt more forced than it looked. âYeah, absolutely.â
âWould it really make any difference if I did promise?â
Vraska frowned as she watched her partner read the morning newspaper. Jace looked up from the article he was studying, and gazed directly into the gorgonâs glowing eyes without fear.
âIt would mean youâre willing to acknowledge the stakes, at least. We are presumed dead, after all. Anyways, if not you, is it someone you know, then?â
âFor the last time, I have no connection to this murder. AlthoughâŚâ Vraska swiped the paper from Jaceâs hands and studied the illustration of the crime. âI know that orc. And I know that silhouette. Looks like Alita finally stood up for herself. Good for her. But to refocus, no. I didnât do it.â
This, finally, seemed to break the tension. Jace smirked and said, âYou must know every assassin in the city.â
âMost of them, from my time, anyway. It was part of my job as Queen, after all.â
âFair enough. And, I apologize for my implicit accusation-â
Vraska interrupted Jace by raising an open metal claw facing him. âI get it. Weâre both stressed. Our plans; having to rely on the papers for information; as well as dealing withâŚâ She clenched her fist, revealing the Phyrexian symbol still etched into the back of it.
Jace nodded, the motion jostling the chrome cables poking out from beneath his cloak. âAh, likewise. But, I mostly meantâŚThis fits your MO, doesnât it? From back in the day?â
âIâm not a black widow, Jace! I justâŚdressed elegantly. While killing. But there is a difference!â
âYeah,â Jace chuckled, reminiscing on his and Vraskaâs previous battles. âYou were never big on typical assassinâs garb, were you?â
âNo. But I dressed for the job I wanted,â Vraska stated, fully confident.
âAnd you certainly got it, Your Highness,â Jace smiled.
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Cornwall's Random Card of the Day 30/05/2026: The Beamtown Bullies
The Beamtown Bullies is a rare from some commander thing,
So, Blitz was a keyword from New Capenna, where this card is set, which let you play a creature for cheap with haste, and draw a card when it dies, at the cost of it being sacrificed at the end of turn. This cardobviously tries to play around with this mechanic by getting your creatures back. But instead your opponents get them, and they're goaded, which is a little more complex but does at least have some multiplayer shenanigans which can result.
You can also use it to give creatures with downside to your opponents. In theory, a Jund self-mill or discard deck with a bunch of downside creatures which gives them to your opponents would be pretty neat. Probably not enough in those colours to fill a 99 card deck, but it CAN fit a regular magic deck with 4-ofs, so there's that.
I give it a Strangely Complex But Maybe Worth It/10.