Amateur mtg shortfic writer. He/him. Icon art by Svetlin Velinov, card art for Maximize Velocity. Background art by Noah Bradley, card art for Izzet Guildgate
“Hey, Demetrius.” The viashino nodded in greeting to his friend, as he donned his goggles, tail guard, and knee pads.
The human standing off to the side folded his arms judgmentally at the other Izzet. “Are you sure this is a good idea?”
“Yes,” Kenneth assured him, while mounting the hoverboard floating beside him.
“Have you even…what’s the word…tested it yet?”
“Huh? Aw, dang. I knew I forgot some-”
The hoverboard suddenly flared to life and shot forward. The sudden momentum propelled Kenneth directly into a brick wall, knocking him unconscious. He crumpled to the ground, his board smoking and sputtering as it shut down.
Demetrius smirked, and shook his head at Kenneth’s prone form. “Remind me again why you’re my boss, and not the other way around?”
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[Hi. I write short stories about Magic cards. Stories are tagged like this one, and by plane. Any story I can’t find a plane for generally defaults to Shandalar. Also hey, I now have a non-mtg reblog blog @danco111!]
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I realize I never posted about this here, but a big part of what has pulled me away from writing this year has been that I made a quite extensive full conversion mod for Magic the Gathering Forge, a magic fangame.
Mine is called "Realm of Legends" and its commander based.
Similar to the old 1997 Magic Shandalar PC game, its an open world RPG using magic as the primary mechanic. Over 850 unique enemies, over 120 custom dungeons with over 200 bosses, plus over 300 special items to affect how you start a duel and allow interesting new strategies!
I wrote a guide for it, which includes install instructions. If you like magic, you should check it out! Forge has literally every black border card ever made and a good chunk of non-legal cards too, and is totally free and very, very fun. Its maintained and updated by a hard working team of volunteers who have been keeping it updated with every new set for over a decade, even as that's gotten harder with the crazy pace of modern releases.
There's an old-frame only adventure mode I did a lot of work on as well as other modes like the original adventure mode that isn't commander-based and quest mode which drops the RPG element for more of a Balatro-style interface. There's also peer to peer multiplayer.
The archer shouting the warning was thrown from her parapet by a massive explosion. She landed atop a merchant’s tent, cushioning her fall as she rolled to her feet amid the chaos of a panicking market square.
“Everyone inside, now!” cried the guard, as she scanned the skies for her target. Finally, through the smoke and screaming she saw it - a winged, crimson scaled monster, breathing fire into the midday sky. She took aim, but an armored figure stepped into her sights before she could loose the arrow.
“How dare you take aim at our regent, Cassandra!” bellowed a city knight, covered head to toe in heavy plate.
“Vito,” the archer growled in an angry greeting. “What do you mean, regent? That thing is attacking the city!”
“Hmm? Oh, no. That’s a different dragon.”
“Right,” Cassandra drawled. “Two dragons on the same day, and only one of them is sacking the city. Do you seriously expect me to-”
“This is your end, foul despot!”
Overhead, a second stream of flame shot to intercept the first, courtesy of a second dragon. Sure enough, this new arrival assaulted the other monster with claw and flame.
“Ah, I forget; we have to ask who our ruler is, same as asking after the weather,” Cassandra grumbled, as she lined up a shot on the clashing dragons. “So…which one do you think I should shoot?”
“Clearly the nasty, fire-breathing lizard that threatens our fair king…That one!”
“Of course you would know. Palace Sentinel suck-up…”
“Er. Right. I am one of those.”
Cassandra turned to face her friend in disbelief. “He fired you, and you still defend him?”
“Only verbally.”
“Oh, let me guess: his honor guard now is-”
A third dragon crash-landed beside the two humans. She righted herself, tipped her horned head to them in a terse greeting, and launched into the air once more.
“Dragons, yes.”
“So, my question still stands. Which…?”
Vito stomped off angrily. “You know what? You’re right. Pin them all to the stars, for all I care!”
“With pleasure,” Cassandra grinned.
[Kind of a funny image, dragons being the hero, the villain, and the guards, all at the same time!]
A stillness of the air was never a good thing within the court of Queen Miralda the Pious. Stillness meant scrutiny. Unflinching scrutiny. The kind one gives to prey before they land the killing blow. It was being held within the palm of the iron fist of the monarch; the fingers were nearby, ready to crush whoever or whatever sat inside them.
Lazaro wore his neatest and most appropriate finery. A large rose pinned together the larger, sweeping cloak that overlaid the wrappings of inscribed cloth beneath. He came bearing no armor, flanked instead by some attending paladins who broke away once he was in the audience of his queen. He swallowed thickly, feeling the sharp eyes of Her Majesty seeing into him. One hand rested on the edge of the throne she sat in, the other gently gripping a staff of office. Light from the windows around the chamber made the cosmium woven into the thread of her dress glow, giving her an otherworldly and ethereal look.
Lazaro stopped a good twenty paces from the foot of the black stone and marble dais she sat upon, lowering himself to a knee and dipping his head to her in deference. At the far end of the hall, the great doors opened, and a set of footsteps punctuated with the hitting of a metal staff on stone announced the other party of this audience; the Pontifex himself. Lazaro briefly wondered where the Blessed Saint was.
"Saint Elenda brings her regards and her apologies, Your Majesty," he said as he entered, his voice echoing off the higher ceiling. "Her meeting with the High Marshals runs longer than anticipated. I have come in her stead, for now."
There was a tensing of the hand that rested on the edge of the throne. "Very well. Will she be joining at all?"
Something about the way she said that rankled the kneeling priest. As though the queen thought she was entitled to the time of the Living Saint. Perhaps she did.
"Yes, Your Majesty," the Pontifex said, moving past Lazaro now. "She may miss this audience in specific, but she will be available in a short while. I will ensure she is caught up once she arrives. I would give you a definite time, but not even she knows at this juncture."
The queen's fingers gently rapped on the edge of her throne. Pontifex Fein took his place at her right, offering a bow as he did so.
"Condemner Ayere," the queen said, her voice carrying the kind of weight that made Lazaro's chest tighten. "What a number of questions do I have for you."
"I shall answer them, Your Grace," he answered, still not looking at her out of respect. Instead he took one hand took it from his chest, outward, palm up like an offering. A sign of trust and truth. "May I have leave to speak briefly before we begin?"
"You may." The queen shifted in her chair slightly.
Lazaro swallowed and cleared his throat softly. "I have recently traveled to the plane of Alara, more specifically to speak with a woman of Jund. A friend and ally to me. Her name is Shregresha. I believe that-"
"Look upon me as you speak," the queen said tersely. Lazaro felt momentarily wrongfooted, but lifted his dark gaze upwards. The queen's face was stone, her eyes sharper than the finest edge of a paladin's blade. He brought his hands together as he spoke again.
"I believe that there is an opportunity for an alliance between us and the people of Jund," he continued. "They have a threat that they are requesting our aid in dealing with. As a token of trust and friendship, they are willing to send with us a number of warriors to help us deal with the Betrayer and his forces."
Her Majesty looked unmoved. Lazaro anticipated this.
"And what else do the people of Jund want as part of this alliance?" she asked, fingers tapping on the armrest of her throne.
"For us to send along as many priests as we can spare, as well as paladins to guard them, Your Grace," he answered. "Even if that means only one or two."
"And what would they do with my Legion and my clergy?" the queen asked, tilting her head a little. Mavren's face pulled into a light scowl at the implication, but he said nothing.
Lazaro licked his lips, his mouth suddenly dry. "They are seeking aid in dealing with an existential threat to their plane," he said. "A cult of demon worshipers, and the beasts they conjure and summon."
One nail rapped against the throne now. Her Majesty's eyes became half-lidded. "Did you make the offer of aid?"
"It was begged of me," Lazaro answered. "By a woman who had been burned in the acidic breath of one of these beasts, one of those who aided us in Innistrad."
"No doubt that you informed her of the current state of the clergy," Mavren said, brushing out a bit of his cloak so that it folded a bit more neatly around him. "I do not know if we have even a single soul to spare. Sending you along to Kamigawa with some of your peers has been a large extension of trust, condemner."
"Not to mention the very fact of the matter that my Legion has been standing idle as proclaimed by the Marshal overseeing our Kamigawan operations despite insistence from Kamigawa that a threat was imminent," the queen said, the words stentorian and sharp, echoing harshly in Lazaro's ears.
"This is why the people of Jund are willing to trade us their warriors while we send over ours, Your Majesty," Lazaro said. "They have been dealing with the likes of winged creatures with foul magics almost akin to that as seen by the Betrayer and his forces, and we have holy magics that are all but unknown on that plane. We compliment each other's weaknesses."
The queen's face twitched at that. "I need evidence that this threat is as pressing as you currently claim it to be. My Legion is needed to ensure that my realm does not shatter further." A stormy look was given to Mavren, who weathered it. "My clergy is needed to ensure that our realm is made whole once all of this is over. The report that I received of our efforts off-plane are troubling, to say the least. I am growing tired of waiting and being idle, condemner."
"I understand, Your Grace," Lazaro said, wringing his hands a little. "To speak to the point of Kamigawa, I do not think that all is necessarily lost. While we have not been as militaristically active, we have been active in regards to sharing knowledge and cultures with one another. I believe this could be invaluable to us, especially for whatever designs the Legion may have in the near future. Kamigawa is a plane of wondrous technologies and several of their disciplines have been nothing but boons for my condemner work."
Again, the queen drummed her fingers against her throne. "If we were closer to a time of peace, or had this happened before the invasion, I would agree with you. But they asked for our paladins. We sent them alongside no human aspirants and courtiers because we were fearful of something that, as far as I have been told, has not come to pass. There is hardly evidence of anything remaining of the threat. Our soldiers are needed here."
"If they must be recalled, we have already been making contingencies, Your Grace," Lazaro said, bowing his head. "High Marshal Guitirre visited recently, and--"
"How did you return so fast?" The queen's eyes and question made his chest momentarily seize. Lazaro blinked and coughed.
"My adoptive son, Vasro," he answered. "He can create temporary omenpaths between two places. Unfortunately, he is limited both in scope and in how many he could create in a day."
"Is this something he can teach others?"
"No, Your Grace," Lazaro answered, not liking the hungering look in the queen's eyes. "It requires unique knowledge that is not easy to impart upon another."
"But it can be imparted, yes?"
Lazaro paused, thinking. He shook his head slowly. "It requires making a pact with another being," he answered. He noticed the Pontifex raising a brow at that.
"Another being?" he asked with a soft frown.
"Something that, admittedly, my--" he paused. "My partner and I both fear. We are working on ways to break him away. Secondarily to all of our other tasks and duties to Torrezon, of course."
"Something you will no doubt accomplish once we have more certainties about the expulsion and capture of the Betrayer," Mavren said, dipping his head.
"Continue," the queen said, making a dismissive wave. "The High Marshal visited."
"Yes, Your Majesty," Lazaro said, bowing his head to her. "He visited with the courtiers you provided to him, and he has been monitoring the situation at the bastion. As far as I am aware, he is preparing to speak with the Emperor herself about this, if he has not already left by the time I return."
"Ensure that I am informed of that exchange as soon as possible," the queen said. "If there is no good and reasonable point for my soldiery to be idle, then they will be recalled, and Kamigawa will have to deal with this on their own. Just as we have been dealing with our own issues."
"Not without some aid," Mavren said. "The Therosians--" he was silenced by the queen's incredibly sharp look. The Pontifex shifted his wings and lapsed into silence.
"What would you have me tell the people of Jund, Your Grace?" Lazaro asked.
"I demand to see credible evidence that there is such an existential threat. An exchange of warriors or no, I am not risking sending more of my soldiers to stand idle and do nothing when they could be put to greater effect here," the queen said. "Even if they have greater knowledge of beasts and demons, they do not know our demons, nor do they know our lands. We could just as easily replace them with new-blooded skymarchers and acolytes."
"These are not ignorant new bloods, Your Majesty," Lazaro said. "The Jundians--"
"I will act when I have greater confirmation that the resources I am spending will be fully and actively utilized," the queen said sharply. "We do not have the time for this. We need to focus on getting our country united under one rule of law and order." Her eyes flicked to Mavren. "And under one faith."
"I understand, Your Grace," Lazaro said, making the sign of the rose with one hand. "Do you have any other questions to ask of me?"
"Not at this time, no," the queen said with a sigh. "Share your findings with the rest of your priesthood and we will begin applying whatever you have as soon as possible. I expect to hear back from the High Marshal within a week."
"Yes, Your Grace," Lazaro said, bowing a bit deeply.
"You are dismissed, condemner," the queen said, waving her hand. Lazaro bowed one more time before he finally stood, became flanked by a handful of paladins, and left.
"We should be helping them," Arturo said after Lazaro finished relaying everything that happened. The two were in their private chambers within the bastion. Incense made the room smell better than the musk of stone. "Shregresha helped us in our time of need."
"I agree with you," Lazaro said, sighing as he leaned against his bed. Arturo was sat on his. "Unfortunately, Her Majesty is focused on other things."
The paladin snorted. "Did you tell her how wounded she was?"
"I did, yes," Lazaro said with a nod. "I do not think she was impressed with them when she first heard of them. Especially after Turrak's request when we took them through the Deoro."
Arturo scratched the side of his face. "I hope she isn't using that against all the Jundians."
"I cannot say." The priest shrugged.
"I'll speak with the High Marshal once he returns," Arturo said, crossing his arms. "If we are to be recalled away from Kamigawa, perhaps we could detour and march on Jund before coming home. We should have enough priests for a proper kill-team for a few demons."
"Perhaps," Lazaro said with a nod. "I did warn her that this would happen."
"It's still stupid."
"Be careful."
"I am still faithful and reverent to the sovereignty of our queen," Arturo said, putting his hands up. "But this is a very stupid call."
"I do not disagree." Lazaro hugged himself a little. "I will give Shregresha the news--"
"Wait until Guitirre gets back," the paladin said. "If he is amenable, we can still help her."
Lazaro's lips formed a line. He sighed. "Very well. You're right," he said quietly. "I will wait."
"Thank you." The paladin came over and pressed a gentle kiss to his husband's lips. "Are you alright?"
"I am fine," Lazaro said. "Just... tired."
Arturo grunted softly, resting his forehead against the priest's. Lazaro closed his eyes, exhaling quietly through his nose. He felt his husband's hand go to his belly.
"It'll be a strong one, then," he murmured. "A blessing."
"Just like his father," Lazaro said with a soft smile.
"That goes both ways," the paladin said, returning the smile and pressing another kiss to his husband's forehead. "You should rest. Are you hungry?"
"A little," the priest answered. "You've barely let me go without feeding each day."
"The little one needs you to be full of energy so it can grow healthy and strong," the paladin said matter-of-factly. Lazaro snickered and kissed his cheek.
"I'll be fine going without feeding for a few more hours, beloved. But thank you," he said. He yawned, suddenly feeling the crashing wave of exhaustion beginning to overwhelm him.
"Here, let me --" Arturo moved to start helping him out of his priestly garb, stripping down into something more comfortable and safer to sleep in.
Lazaro directed him on where to put his things before he sat back on the edge of his bed. His limbs felt leaden, and he idly rubbed his belly. He looked down at it, feeling it firming but seeing no signs of anything showing. He had been warned that he might not show at all for the duration of the pregnancy, but he also knew it was still incredibly early. That did not at all stop his husband from doting over him and almost smothering him when he wasn't called away on his duties as a paladin, or when the priest himself had his own duties and summons.
"You sleep," Arturo said, grabbing a nice thick and downy blanket and wrapping his husband in it. "My Lazarito."
Lazaro scoffed at him, but he did not resist the wrappings, finding them incredibly comfortable and comforting. "Let me know if I am needed or if you hear back from the High Marshal or someone else soon." He yawned again, settling down in his bed. Arturo said something that Lazaro only half-heard, and so he muttered a soft indistinct, "love you, beloved," before sleep took him with open arms.
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"Diplomacy has solved nothing. Only bloodspill can end this now. Call forth the warbringer."
The warring armies paused their seemingly eternal conflict, as both sides felt a distant rumbling beneath their feet. The quakes grew louder, and closer, though there was not a source in sight. Finally, it appeared, stepping into view over a mountain with ease.
“I guess the fighting will be over soon, at least,” grumbled one of the soldiers.
A horned titan towered over everyone present on the battlefield, as well as a respectable array of siege engines behind the frontlines. Bladed arms lay folded across its chest, and a halo of glowing swords hovered above its head. Meanwhile, the angel who had summoned this colossus floated at its eye level, regarding it with a warm smile.
“Finally,” Basandra sighed, “a warrior who needs no prompting, no encouragement. Ah, and its magic is already taking effect.”
On the ground below, the soldiers’ swords began to glow an eerie red. Ironically, this made them hesitate, rather than charge again. Basandra noticed this, and scowled.
“Why do you wait!” she hissed to both sides.
“Well…” one warrior drawled, as she gently tapped her gauntlet with her newly enchanted blade. The metal parted like butter, prompting her to grimace. “These new enchantments seem pretty dangerous.”
A second fighter nodded his head in frantic agreement. “Uh, yeah! You could really hurt someone with this stuff!”
“That…is the POINT!”
“Heck, we could probably kill your guy there, judging from what we’ve seen so far.”
“…What?”
Another man tapped his spear point against the avatar’s foot. To his surprise, he earned a pained reaction. “Uh, yeah! See there? Assuming this thing is gonna fight…?”
“Of course!”
“You don’t want to lose your…soldier, do you?”
“I suppose not…” Basandra begrudgingly gestured to the avatar. “Away with you! I’d rather you not die, what with how much of a pain you were to summon…Oh, don’t give me that look.”
The avatar’s crimson-eyed gaze seemed sad.
[The wiki says Basandra is from an unknown plane, but Conspiracy was the only plane-tied set she was ever printed in. And her being from Fiora would explain her being frustrated with politics and diplomacy and such.]
A cataclysmic explosion briefly turned the night into day. The very air sizzled until the blinding light faded, revealing a smoldering mage in the center of the blast zone - wounded but very much alive. He coughed up some soot, and grinned.
“Aha, I told you! I already burn too hot for a mere fireball to…”
He looked around at the destruction. A leafless, blackened tree snapped in half nearby.
“Well, maybe not ‘mere.’ But I’m still here!”
“Perfect,” chuckled a sinister voice from behind the lingering smoke. “All right, Hidetsugu! He’s all ready for you. Seared to perfection, just like you asked.”
“What is that supposed to-”
The apparently fireproof mage suffered a tremendous blow to the back of the head. He collapsed, vision fading to the sight of a hulking ogre looking over him.
“Yes,” growled the grinning Hidetsugu. “Grievously wounded, but not yet on death’s door. This one will do perfectly. My second rite will succeed at last! You are truly a master of your craft, Yuto.”
A pyromancer strode through a particularly dense smoke cloud to stare at the ogre and his victim. “Yeah, sure…Say, what is the second rite, anyway? Ascension to ultimate power, or something like that?”
“Oh…no,” Hidetsugu grumbled. “It’s just a spell to finish off a wounded opponent.”
“Wait. Then why’d I do all this work getting the guy just right?”
“The spell is very specific. It can only-”
“No. I mean, why wouldn’t you just…kill him?”
Hidetsugu’s tone grew surprisingly sheepish. “…Because I’ve never gotten to use it before.”
Yuto rolled his eyes. “You know what? Fine. Just as long as I get my payment.”
“You’ll get your money! Just…let me savor this moment.”
“Sure…” Yuto stared at his fallen foe. “I guess in his state, he isn’t going anywhere fast. So yeah, take your time.”
[Has anyone ever resolved a Hidetsugu’s Second Rite? Maybe with Sorin Markov or something? If so, I bet it was pretty satisfying!]
The bastion was of a different construction to the types the High Marshal was used to. Of course it would be, he was on a different plane. One with different peoples, different wars, different ways of life.
That did not stop his attendants from making remarks to each other. Of course it didn't. Nor did Guitirre's occasional glance toward them. They thought themselves a bit higher and better. Of course they did. Her Majesty had assigned them to him herself, so they were in a privileged position.
He hated that word and all the million strings that flowed from it like a frayed tapestry.
So here he was, riding in with a number of self-aggrandizing "politicians" and other dignitaries as part of this check-in. The Legion has been lagging behind, he had been told. Her Majesty wanted results. Guitirre had been working himself half-mad getting her those damn results, as had every other High Marshal and every subcommander that they had, all the way down to the lowliest human footman.
He shoved that from his mind. That was not his mess to reckon with at the moment, and he'd rather not meet his lads and lasses while his mind was buzzing and simmering with discontent. Once they were close enough, one of the Legionnaires at the bastion gave a salute and ran off. Guitirre nodded to her, bringing his steed to a stop. One of his attendants cleared her throat.
"Why are we stopping here?" she asked.
"We're giving them a chance to find their commander," Guitirre answered.
"He should already be ready," said a very haughty and impatient man that Guitirre loathed. He wore a broad ruff and a very decorated coat and cloak beneath it, with not a lick of proper Legion heraldry about him.
"He's more than ready, Lauro," Guitirre said, gently squeezing the reins in his fist. "He just needs to be informed that we are here. Patience. We have decorum to follow."
Lauro gave him a snort of derision and muttered something unkind to one of his fellows. Usually, Guitirre would not be following such decorum. Even with most attendants and courtiers he wouldn't. But just because Her Majesty worked so hard to find him the sunniest and funniest of individuals, he would follow every bit of it.
Aster wiggled a little in her place at the front of his saddle. Guitirre gave her a reassuring pat. "Almost, Aster, almost," he said. "I know." The mastiff yawned and made a whimpering bark. He gently hushed her and pet her a few more times, massaging the folds around her face.
Soon enough, just long enough to get the haughty bastard glaring at the High Marshal, a large and broad paladin properly dressed in his full plate appeared alongside a few of his own subordinates as well as a priest. It wasn't his husband, he noticed. Perhaps he was busy elsewhere.
"Arturo," Guitirre greeted, gently getting his horse to begin plodding forward. Once they were close enough, he stopped, turned his legs to mist, undid Aster's holdings and dismounted as he gently released the mastiff onto the ground. His attendants continued onward, wheeling their horses about.
"High Marshal," Arturo greeted, dipping his head out of respect. Guitirre smiled and came forward to take his arm.
"The rest of you can go about your various business," the High Marshal told the waiting attendants. "Plenty of paladins available to act as guards if you find the people here too intimidating." He made a broad gesture at the other paladins that were flanking Arturo. A few of them made barely disguised looks of disgust at the insinuation. One of the women took charge -- of course she did, she was Her Majesty's sixth cousin or something or other that Guitirre didn't bother remembering -- and they trotted more thoroughly into the small patch of territory that the Legion claimed for themselves.
"What are they here for?" Arturo asked once they were far enough away. Guitirre raised his brows a little, tilting his chin. He gently guided Arturo away a little. Aster trotted alongside dutifully.
"Her Majesty is all but furious about your report," he said, keeping his voice low. "Not at you, mind. She is glad that you aren't getting into trouble, but she's pissed, lad."
"Over what?" Arturo asked with a scowl. The large paladin's features creased. "We've been doing everything that has been asked of us!"
"As I said," Guitirre said, putting up his hand, "it isn't at you directly. She's mad that you're all idling here, which is why I am here."
"So why do you have those softies tailing you?" Arturo asked, tilting his chin over at the attendants who had now dismounted and were interviewing one of the priests. Guitirre made a motion with his hand, part of their war-sign that meant quiet.
"Because if I find that what you have stated is true and proper and you haven't been slacking --" he paused to put up his finger to forestall a comment that he knew was coming "-- I am to ride onwards to speak with the Emperor and demand an explanation. They are here because they are supposed to not only ensure that I am doing my job," Guitirre nodded at Arturo's open-mouthed and open-eyed expression, "but also in case we need to throw a bit of diplomatic and economic weight around."
"Ensure you are doing your job?" the Marshal asked, the words all but snarled. "After all that you have been doing?"
"Oh, trust me lad," Guitirre said, patting him on the shoulder with a smile that was all teeth, "I am quite pissed about the ordeal myself. But Her Majesty is tiring of me apparently dragging my feet despite myself, your mother, Sarria, Costanas, and Arguel now also having to catch the newest of our number up to speed --"
"You found a successor?" Arturo looked surprised. "Already? When was her confirmation?"
"Only..." Guitirre closed his eye to do some figuring. "Oh, less than two weeks ago."
"What?"
"Mhm." The High Marshal nodded. "And Her Majesty wants her out on campaign already. Two weeks."
"That's-" Arturo stopped himself, but Guitirre knew that there were several things he wanted to say that were borderline treasonous. Guitirre felt the exact same, so he just nodded and put a finger to his lips.
"So tell me what's been happening," he said, gesturing for Arturo to lead a little. "You've been idle."
"Yes," Arturo said with a bit of a sigh. "I don't want us to be, but here we are. We came into the bastion, we got all settled, and then I took myself and Lazaro into the nearest township to get ourselves a bit more acquainted with the local peoples."
"A good idea."
"I then returned to the bastion and we waited a couple of weeks to see if anything would happen. I invited for some of the other knights to head off and meet with the people of Kamigawa, which they have been doing."
"And there has been no trouble?"
"None," Arturo said with a nod. "There was a bit of a fuss when one of my paladins returned with a strange collection of books, but it has been settled."
"Oh?" Guitirre rose a brow at him. "How strange?"
"We have been enlightened to the nature of a form of Kamigawan literature called a 'yaoi'," Arturo answered. "We initially thought it was something meant to insult us because it contained some depicted obscenities, but we learned that this is more normalized in Kamigawan culture, and thus no insult was intended."
"You were shown some of their obscene literature?" Guitirre asked, blinking a few times.
"It does not always contain these things," Arturo said, putting up a finger. "But it can, and this one did. It is literature depicting a knight and his prince as lovers, so I think it was intended to act as a sort of bridge for us and the Kamigawans."
"It is homosexual literature?"
"Made by a normal woman, for other women," Arturo said. "You can tell." He paused. "Or... well. I suppose if you are not a homosexual, you would not know. But I can tell."
"Right," Guitirre said slowly. He put a mental pin in that. Maybe it would be educational, should he decide to follow through with what he and his wife arranged.
"I am told it is a somewhat popular art form in Kamigawa," he said. "I have read some parts of it. I had our translator working with me, and she explained the overall essence of the story."
"I do not think the Church would approve of obscene literature being passed around the bastion," Guitirre said. "I don't care, but I'd rather not rock the boat with them if I can help it. I already had Theodors on my hindquarters for long enough, and I'd like to keep them sympathetic to the Legion as long as I can."
"I know," Arturo said with a small shrug. "I told the paladins to keep it away from the priests for now. But we are also thinking of returning the favor and giving them a piece of our literature, but I do not know what we should send."
"They might enjoy something like Umbral Awakening," Guitirre suggested. Arturo tilted his head.
"Which one was that?"
"The de Mello work, the one with the woman who fought that beast that was hidden in the depths of a keep nestled in the Deoro."
"Oh, the one where her squire tries to betray her to that lord?"
"No, that's... oh, I can't remember the name, but no, this one is the longer poetic one, not the prose."
"The one where it's the king who turned into that beast or something?"
"Yes, that's the one."
"OH! I used to love that one when I was still a squire," Arturo said, nodding enthusiastically. "I didn't even think of that. I'll see if anyone has a copy."
"If not that, then see if you have anything by Generosa, I like her works well enough," Guitirre suggested. He waved his hand. "Regardless, I am glad to hear that we seem to be ingratiating ourselves with the Kamigawans well enough. Her Majesty ought to be happy as well." He kept an eye on the various paladins that were moving about, most doing training drills if they weren't on patrol. Plenty of them gave salutes or shouts of greeting, which he returned with a smile. His attendants were out of sight by now, but would be wanting to be moving on with him soon, he knew.
"Things are going well, we are simply... bored," Arturo said simply, shrugging. "There isn't much for us to do in an official capacity at the moment. No threats have materialized. And it isn't as though we aren't looking for them, of course we have been. Lazaro is out with one of the priests right now just to do some rounds and be certain."
"I was wondering where he was," Guitirre said. "How have things been with you two?"
"Very good."
"And how has the pregnancy gone?"
Arturo stopped, looking slightly startled by the question. Guitirre had a smile on his face, and he laughed.
"I'm in that little conversation on the communique too, you know," he said, keeping his voice low and giving him a wink. "Is all well there?"
"Yes," Arturo said slowly, looking like he was remembering how to speak. "All is well. He's definitely starting to get hungry."
"Any of the vomiting yet?"
"Bless the Saint, no," Arturo said, making a small sign of the rose. "Not yet. His younger sister didn't experience it with her recent pregnancy with her twins, but she did mention being exhausted more than usual."
"He isn't showing anything yet, is he?"
"No, not yet. Well." Arturo tilted his head. "Nothing through clothing."
Guitirre nodded, understanding well what he meant. "My grandson is currently going through it, though he's traduco, so he didn't go through the same route you two are. We're working on getting him settled as things ramp up."
"He-" Arturo blinked, then shook his head. "Nevermind. I won't ask."
Guitirre laughed again. "Well, it seems as though you've been doing your job plenty, which means I don't have to come out and do the whole, 'you need to improve, you need to do this, we're representing Torrezon,' blah blah blah." He made a wave with his hand. "This just means I get to tell Her Majesty's ears and eyes that all is well and we need to go poke around with the Imperial Court and ask what happened with this impending threat of theirs."
"I think they were just worried about a counterattack or more of a push after they lost everything," Arturo said, scratching at his beard.
"Perhaps," Guitirre said with a shrug. "Regardless, Her Majesty wants the Legion to be committed to getting Torrezon back for her. The Saint shot her some interesting looks as she made such declarations, so I am sure that Her Majesty is getting a fine education in how to stop being a warmongering bloodthirsty monarch from the Blessed One."
Arturo grunted. "I think she'll argue that we have to be as such," he said. "I've heard some of the paladins talking about that. Obviously wanton destruction, like that of the bat, is terrible because it will leave nothing left, but what will happen to us afterwards?"
"With any blessed luck, we'll hang up our weapons and armor and simply get to be," Guitirre answered. Arturo gave him a bit of a look. "That is what all of this is for, lad. We fight so that one day others may not have to. It doesn't render us completely useless, mind; we'll always need to have the Legion, but it means our days of being incredibly vicious and antagonistic and being bull-headed conquerors is behind us. We need to focus on reconciliation and managing what we already have."
"I know, but--"
"Ah," Guitirre put up his hand again. "But nothing. We won't be made obsolete, lad. See what we're doing here?" he gestured to the bastion. "This is what the Legion will be doing elsewhere, on other planes, so long as these omenpaths exist. Exploring, trading, meeting new people, fighting new battles for new friends or defending our homes against new enemies. There is already rumblings of ill tidings from Innistrad which has all but exacerbated the need to ensure you are being put to good use here. If not, we'll be recalling you."
Arturo's lips became a line, his fangs poking through them just a little. He tilted his head back and forth. "I am content with this, but I do not know if others will be."
"Well, that is for them to sort out, not you," Guitirre said with a shrug. "You are their commander. If they do not listen, then try reasoning with them. If that doesn't work, try unreasonable things. And if that still doesn't work, throw them to the wolves. I'm sure the condemners would love them." Guitirre held out an arm to stop Arturo as one of the courtiers approached them.
"Where is the condemner that is attached to the bastion?" she asked. Her voice was high and forced, as though she wasn't used to seeing Legionnaires as much more than focused weaponry. Guitirre gave her a smile.
"He is elsewhere with the junior clergy that was attached with our company," Arturo answered. "Why?"
"We wanted to ask about the potential disciplinary actions that have been taken against those residing here," she answered.
"None have been needed nor taken," Arturo answered. "We've been doing our job."
"Well, if that were true, then we wouldn't have had to come all this way to the middle of nowhere, now would it?" she asked, giving a smile and a forced laugh. "We could all still be at home, and we'd all be doing better things."
"Now that feels a bit harsh, Jacinta," Guitirre said, now glad he had his arm out from the way he felt Arturo's weight shifting behind it. "Kamigawa is a wonderful plane."
"Oh, I am sure it is," she said, still keeping a smile on her face.
"That aside," Guitirre said carefully, flashing Arturo a look so that he'd wipe the deep scowl off his face, "I already spoke with my Marshal. All is well; the paladins have ingratiated themselves with the people and have been keeping themselves sharp and orderly."
"Wonderful," she said, clapping her hands together. "Well, if we can't find this priest, then I suppose we should be heading off?"
"You don't want to stay for a day?" Guitirre asked, putting a hand on his sheathed blade and tilting his head. "Is the stonework not to your liking?"
"I prefer beds made with more than just straw or a handful of feathers, yes," Jacinta said, tittering and covering her mouth as she did so. "We were promised excellent lodging in their heartcity."
Guitirre couldn't tell if it was Aster or Arturo growling. "I haven't been able to make a full assessment. I will need at least two or three nights to verify what I've been told and to see what concerns my lads might be able to raise. But if you lot want to ride on, you have the maps and know the roads as well as I would, so go ahead and get your better bedding. I will meet with you in three nights. That should be enough time for their Emperor to be ready to speak with us, and enough time for you lot to get your good graces in with the people of the city."
"Perfect! I'll let the others know." Jacinta didn't give much other thought to Arturo, instead turning on her elegantly-crafted heel and making her way back to her fellows. Arturo huffed.
"Soft-handed fops," he growled.
"Easy, lad," Guitirre warned. "I can only protect you so much."
"I know." Arturo crossed his arms with a small clank of his plate. "I will see if I can reach my nephew Calisto to give a warning to the Emperor about your arrival."
"Is Koda not available?"
"I think he is off with his..." Arturo paused. "... friend? Partner? I do not fully remember what their relations are." He frowned a little, shaking his head and making a dismissive gesture. "They are on a hunting expedition on his home plane."
"Ah." Guitirre nodded. "Well, good for him. I hope it goes well, the lad deserves a bit of a break."
"Me too," Arturo agreed. "As do all of us, I think."
"Is this not a break for you?" Guitirre asked with a raised brow. He laughed and gently nudged Arturo as he was about to respond. "I'm just teasing, lad. You're right. Though, speaking of which..." He rubbed his short beard. "I think I'd like to meet some of the Kamigawans in the area. We can bring some of the lads and lasses with us to do it, make it a small cultural exchange or something."
Arturo brightened up a little at that. "I'll see what books we have to swap with them."
"Good lad. I'll leave you to organizing who's coming and who isn't. I need to take Aster on a short walk to make sure she does her business," Guitirre said, patting his shoulder. "I'll meet you in the courtyard."
"Yes, sir," Arturo said with a small salute. Guitirre whistled to grab Aster's attention before the two parted ways. He heard Arturo already starting to call out names like it was a roll call, and he shook his head and snickered to himself.
He took Aster out towards the boundaries of what the Legion was occupying, letting her do her own sniffing and exploring. He saw some evidence of the wolf that Arturo had brought with him and gently booted Aster away from it. Best not to make that wolf anxious or irritated.
The mastiff went along and did her business, then Guitirre went to return to the bastion before he noticed that she wasn't moving much. He called for her and whistled for her, but she was intently focused on something in the ground. Guitirre came over, his brows drawing together.
"What is it?" he asked, crouching next to her. "Hm? Do you smell something? Hear something?" He looked at the ground that she was staring at, her ears raised and her nose twitching. He paused and waited. He let his lower half dissolve into mist, just to see if maybe something would happen if his presence wasn't felt. He waited and watched.
Nothing.
But he knew better than to dismiss a mastiff outright. Though his gifts through the Rite were many, mastiffs had better noses and sometimes better ears for things than even vampires did. He stayed there for a short while, letting his other senses drift outwards a little. He wasn't as skilled in the magics that were granted to him by the Rite aside from those necessary to do his duty -- most of that was for the priests, anyway -- but anyone who had taken it knew how to feel for a pulse and feel the flow of life around them.
So he let that sense uncurl and unfurl outwards, and he was surprised at how much he couldn't feel. The Pestoxy had most certainly done a number to this place. So much of it was dead or dying. There were swamps and other quagmired badlands like this in Torrezon, yes, especially after the invasion, but this was almost new.
Until... hm. His brows drew together a bit further. A flicker. Of... something. Something not living, not like an animal, but rather more like a... plant, he thought. And something... else.
He slowly backed away, patting his chest. Aster whimpered at him, but he patted himself again, and the mastiff finally broke away.
Something for the priests, he decided. Perhaps they wouldn't be staying so idle after all.
Food for consideration. But he'd have to be careful about how it was framed. Arturo was on thin enough ice as it was, and he'd rather not see him go under entirely. Besides, how would he be able to know about this? That wolf of his was a rambunctious thing, with the potentiality of being a good fort guard, but nothing too focused. It was a wolf, not a dog.
He shook his head, made sure Aster had nothing else left to do her business with, then went to go join his lads and lasses in the courtyard in order to get a better familiarization with Kamigawan life and culture. He did, just before he left, put a bug into the ear of a nearby idling priest to let them go check it out, not saying anything other than, "Aster seemed to think there was something out there. You might want to poke your own head over, just to be safe." The priest had given him a bit of a bored and tired look, but shrugged and said that he would.
If he came back to a ruckus at the bastion, he'd know that there was something there worth worrying about. There was the potential for this being known already, and it just being a quirk of Kamigawa. He didn't know, but he'd find out. Just later.
For now, he had new things to learn and faces to see. The paladins were already hotly debating the literature and poetry and art to be shared the entire way in. Occasionally Guitirre would weigh in, but he decided to let them do the deciding. They might know a bit better than he did when it came to what these people would enjoy. Their translator came with them, naturally, and Guitirre made proper introductions and thanked her for her infinite patience. From the slightly tired look on her face, she appreciated it.
"Has the Marshal told you about the books we received?" one of the lieutenants asked. The translator had a more tired expression come over her, but Guitirre nodded.
"Oh, aye lass, I know," he said. "I am curious to see what more they will be showing to us in regards to their fine literary traditions."
That got a laugh from the paladins, and Guitirre joined in with a chuckle of his own. It felt good being able to laugh with his soldiery.
Even if it did make their guide appear as though she was contemplating her entire career path. If anything, that made it better.
"Maybe they'd even enjoy what we have to offer when it comes to such texts," he suggested. That got another laugh from the paladins.
"I have a copy of Odes to a Midnight Dream!" one of them said excitedly. Arturo snorted.
"That one is childish. A Song of Stars is far more fitting," he said.
"Oh, Saint's teeth, I forgot about that one, you're right!"
"I have a copy of that too!"
"Do you think they have anything like Thorns from the Stem or Nightheart?"
"They have to. We can show them and ask."
"I really loved the intrigue in Nightheart, it made Thiago's death all the more tragic."
"Hey, I haven't finished reading it!"
"Oops. Sorry."
Guitirre smiled to himself as the paladins went about talking with each other. Saint and stars, he missed this. His last few weeks had been full of nothing but planning and numbers and movements and court appearances and church appearances and signings and everything else that made him want to bite somebody. This reminded him what all that pain and endurance was for. It made him feel a bit lighter, the burden eased off his mind and heart a little.
From the look on Arturo's face, he was feeling the same way. Good. He liked knowing his commanders were comfortable and felt at home with their subordinates and fellow Legionnaires.
He still had a ways to go before he'd be fully ready to inherit a position like his, he knew. Not that he was intending to vacate it if he had the choice, but with the death of Andreas and the very close call with the Antifex... he'd like to be ready.
He shook his head. He shouldn't focus on that for now, even if he might rather wish for an end with all of the impending bureaucracy that he was walking right into.
For now, he had fine Kamigawan literature to look forward to, and... well.
Maybe fine Kamigawan people as well. He could practically feel the chiding of his wife over the thought. He doubted he would, but he wanted to keep his mind open.
One never knew what would happen when you were far from where black roses bloomed.
“…And why are you willing to help me again, Nashi?”
“Because, Grater, you helped Squeaks over there…even if he is a r-…an informant.”
Leaned against the wall, watching the repairs was a short, skinny mouse. Squeaks hissed derisively at the claim and protested in a nasally voice, “Hey! When Boss Umezawa says to do something, you do it. There’s no moral code there.”
“So you said earlier,” Nashi smirked, while working, “right before complaining about the Phyrexians.”
While Squeaks sputtered, Grater laughed. The compleated nezumi’s porcelain jaw chattered loudly as he asked, “And, you aren’t worried about…you know?”
“I’m wearing gloves.”
“Not what I meant.”
“I know. But you can’t exactly turn very well in here.” Nashi gestured first to their confined surroundings, then to the fleshy motorcycle that had taken the place of Grater’s legs.
“But…my arms?” Grater waved around two tendrils with porcelain suckerflesh.
“Are you planning to attack me?”
“No, but-”
“Then I’m not worried. Besides, there hasn’t been a recorded infection since the invasion.”
“There haven’t been a lot of reactivated Phyrexians, either,” Grater grumbled.
“You’re right. You’re an exception. Which reminds me, I need to ask: is there anything strange you can remember from the day you were infected? That happened specifically to you?”
“I could make a list. All my tech was acting up, from my visor to my bike to my axe. Especially my axe - it had the Phyrexian symbol on it.”
“Technically it’s a mathematical symbol, just co-opted by…Okay, so the glistening oil has an effect on electronics…maybe.”
“You don’t sound too sure.”
Nashi shook his head in frustration. “There’s conflicting reports. Even eyewitness accounts like yours don’t match up. It’s like, even the oil itself didn’t know what it was doing.”
“Well, it’s over now. So, no need to worry about it, right?”
Nashi glanced at Grater’s lower half, quietly revving up and down in time with his words, and frowned.
“…Right.”
[Apparently transform tokens DO work, since MOM, to work with incubators. Thank you, commenter!]
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The kor rogue on the ground winced as she felt a sharp pain in her neck. The pain forced her gaze down, away from her airborne counterpart soaring through the sky on a kitesail.
“Busted the neck, did you, Aitana?” chimed a chipper voice from the kor’s side. A merfolk in a waterproof wizard hat surfaced from the river running beside the path, smirking at her wounded party member. “That’s why I don’t look up at random flyovers.”
“How- ow…How very incurious of you, Waverly,” Aitana grumbled, as she stretched her neck one way, then the other. “And, why not? It’s keeping an eye out for threats from above.”
“But Markus isn’t a threat.” Waverly pointed a webbed finger up at the kitesailing kor making another pass overhead.
“No, but- ow…It never hurts to double check.”
Waverly merely remained silent. Her smirk grew wider.
“You know what I mean.”
“Oh look at that! A third disturbance overhead!” Waverly teased.
“Knock it off.”
“Surely it couldn’t be the same-”
A horrible roar from further back up the trail silenced the taunt, and put both fighters on edge. They drew their weapons and spun around, only to see another of their number - a third kor, this one seated atop a drake companion.
“Oh. Sorry, Flax.”
The party’s warrior waved off the two’s concern before turning his attention back to his drake, who Waverly and Aitana now saw was writhing in pain. “No problem. You didn’t do anything. It’s Sand here. He saw Markus flying overhead, and stretched his neck trying to watch him as he flew directly over us.”
“You…” Waverly trailed off. She scowled, intently not looking at Aitana’s smug expression beside her. “You do realize, having the same habits as a drake isn’t the triumph you think it is.”
“Whatever you say,” smirked the rogue.
[I do it, sure, but is it really a universal instinct, to look up at helicopters and planes and such?]
The Undercity groaned. Endless channels of blue-ish black stone supported by rotten mortars and moss stood at such a meagre distance from the surface. Any single person could simply come down, and yet they did not.
Fossora shambled through a dilapidated servant’s quarters. Her lumbering bones pushed, heaving out of the loam-like gravel that sank and swam like mud. Whatever transfigured this stone was unclear, perhaps an illusion, but it mattered not to Fossora. The freshened corpse had found a sudden purpose in and amongst her daily nurturing of the Golgari Swarm, rumours of a space within the city that had been broken down. The Gruul had turned this small chunk of the surface, only about a kilometre wide, into open fields once more. No longer was it dank or quiet, no longer was it flourishing in a fraudulent light cast down by the eyes of a lord uncaring, it was free. But into it, the city bled. Sewer tunnels turned into silent spillways, crevasses dug themselves out where the buildings could no longer intermingle for support, and the servants quarters led endlessly outwards, soul after soul freed and blossoming in the authentic sunlight. Fossora knew its purpose well, to visit them and find their sickest people. To subvert all expectations is the most efficient method of earning favour afterall. To show kindness against the force of an endless, roaring herd shall transform it into joyful swarms.
The chance had not come as expected. Sunlight had not even reached its aging bones when a boy, coughing and wheezing, presented himself from behind a ruined block. Covered in the tattered remains of a boar, he took in the face of Fossora, stalling out. Her jawbone drooped, her joints swung on mould. It was piloting with parasitic tendrils around her each and every limb, and took a strange breath before speaking. “I mean… harm-none. Let me… fix you.” His response was silence, a resigned spasm of breaths before lying back down, his body growing limp. “Leave me to die. I will not turn into a tool for the city. My death will mean nothing to you.”
“No… live. Return to your… wilds.”
Her left palm shifted towards him. A gentle creaking sound came from every small movement, clicking and shifting as the beginnings of magic wove their ways around him. Great strings, tendrils even, of green emerged from around him, filtering in the low-light like paper toys wrapped in foil, pulling away at what wounds he had. They peeled, the fleshy marks pulling out and away like tape being gently pulled away from somewhere it had not meant to be placed, and fresh skin flourished beneath them. Wound after wound pulled away, gently popping as they fled the skin entirely into small flickers of mana like paper when it’s caught aflame, raining down on other shores somewhere to be properly dealt with. “Breathe without… your clogging lungs.” Fossora’s voice was meant with no response. The peaceful hum of the Undercity continued, her spells glimmering ringing faded away as the light readjusted, from pulses of light flowing around the surfaces of the room like waves in a rockpool to the cooled blue hue it always took when light could barely reach it. Perhaps he had fainted from the shock! Perhaps his body was always too feeble to accept life once again?
She took his leg, battered and small, and began to haul him as she had the thousands before him. Ravnica died, rebirthed and met death endlessly, and even though it had faint memories of the Ghosts Quarter and of the prisons of death the Orzhov had build, she only recalled the woes of a corpse bringer. One who’s cart had been lost, but her journey stretched only the shortest of distances. Taking a right turn from the tunnel and a five-minute pace, Fossora caught a glance of the sunlight, direct and emboldened. It flowed through the peaks of a drainage system, built so long ago it had widened to nearly a giants size, from merely a dragons before. Her body shuddered, its fungi reaching down for its moisture. A spillway tunnel continued ahead, perhaps it would be for the best to leave him at its entrance. ‘Should he wake, he may rejoin his world of clans, the eternal game of a young man guided only by the compass of optimism without any form of fear to point the needle away from its logical yet vitriolic conclusion, or shed his barbarity, meeting the Swarm with our palms extended to his kind.’
A dark shadow swept over the camp, sending everyone scrambling. The rabbitfolk soldiers were all able to find shelter, with the exception of one, who stood brazenly out in the open.
“Kelsey, get in here!” huffed a soldier cowering nearby behind a tent flap.
“No,” came the beleaguered reply from the exposed rabbit.
“What? Why!”
“Because…it’s not Maha.” Kelsey pointed skyward. Again the shadow passed over the camp. And again Kelsey remained unharmed. “See? I would’ve been eaten twice over, now.”
“A lucky break for sure. Now get under cover! It’s Maha, I’m sure of it!”
“No, it’s not,” Kelsey snickered. “And I’m sure of that. Here - again, a third time.”
Finally, the supposed calamity beast landed amid the tents, with a flurry of furious wingbeats. Kelsey alone stood her ground, while even the rabbit who had been conversing with her retreated.
“…Tacitus?” the brave soldier asked incredulously.
“Ah, n-no, of course not!” stammered a mockingbird, clad in an oversized coat of dyed black down. “W-Who is this ‘Tacitus’ you speak of? It is I, MAHA, ITS FEATHERS NIGHT!”
Kelsey laughed once more. “How’d you do that with your voice? One heck of a spell, is my guess.”
“SUCH DISRESPECT, FROM A MERE-”
“All right, I’m over it. Cut it out. Now.”
Tacitus seemed to shrink. “Y-Yes, ma’am,” he muttered, in his normal voice.
“See, everyone?” Kelsey called to the rest of the camp. “False alarm! Just a…performer. One in pretty poor taste, might I add!”
“…We just wanted to give credit to Tacitus’s impersonation,” said the voice from the tent.
“Wh- Hey!” grumbled the bird in question. “It wasn’t that bad a likeness…was it?”
“No, they’re just lying…” Kelsey turned to stare at the tents. “I think.”
“…Of course, it doesn’t help that nearly half of this is going to the king.”
Will Kenrith arched an eyebrow at the hunter laden down with a full day’s haul. “We don’t collect tithes from your village, Bretta.”
“Not you. King Korvold. We either feed him, or he feeds on us.”
“Does he?” Will asked, his tone gaining an edge. “Perhaps it’s time I pay the good king a visit, and redistribute some of his spoils back to you and your village.”
Bretta breathed a deep sigh. “I appreciate the gesture, but countless knights have tried. And you can guess how many have returned.”
“I see…”
“No, you don’t. Even his human honor guard is ferocious, taking my food at the gate and refusing to even let me cross the threshold. I shudder to think how ravenous Korvold himself is…”
—
“I’m sick of it.”
Korvold’s rumbling voice seemed more sad than angry. This gave pause to Rowan Kenrith, who had snuck past his guards and placed a sword to his scaled throat. Even when she was distracted, however, the draconic king made no move to escape.
“…Sick of what?” Rowan asked warily.
“Look at the windows you just snuck through.”
“Heh. Yeah, the bars are huge, but too wide to-”
“They’re for me!”
Rowan fell silent.
“I lose control once, and my servants think I’m demanding tribute from every hamlet in-”
The doors to Korvold’s chamber swung wide, revealing several servants carrying all manner of food.
“My king, we bring…Who is this?” The lead servant reached for a knife on her belt as she stared down Rowan.
“Just an appetizer,” Korvold groaned, before Rowan could answer. “Leave the food here. I’ll finish each course in turn.”
“No, my king! Please eat! You’re sick, you need your strength!”
The servants turned their pointed looks to Korvold. Rowan scoffed.
“Oh, please. He’ll destroy you.”
“No. I won’t.”
Rowan stared up at him in disbelief. “I thought you said-”
“The door.”
The door was only large enough for the servants, and the stone surrounding it looked impenetrable.
“Ah…”
[Change my mind: Korvold in a vacuum is not overly busted. Sure, pretty much any Jund 99 breaks him wide open, but the one sacrifice a turn from his own effect is not exactly blowing the doors off.]
Cornwall's Random Card of the Day 16/07/2026: Draconic Destiny
Draconic Destiny is a mythic rare from The Brothers' War.
This card is a callback both to early favourite Shivan Dragon, with its flying and firebreathing, as well as a callback to auras which return to their owner's hand upon the enchanted permanent dying, like Rancor. Overall it makes a pretty decent aura, seriously upgrading whatever you slap it on and coming back every time that thing is killed. You'd think in a fast limited environment like The Brothers' War that this kind of enchantment would be too slow to matter, but I personally have seen quite a few limited matches get dominated by it, so it was some good.
Why no need for {R} in the firebreathing? Well, The Brothers' War had Powerstones as it's noncreature token, and those could tap to add {<>} that couldn't be used to cast nonartifact spells. But that means they COULD be used to power activated abilities, like this one.
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