Kiv's Musings on Life & the Workplace

Just got a pet aeromunculus for field missions!!!

Ooooooo what's that? Are they cute?!

It’s one of our specialized krasis types! Very useful for surveillance and delivery.

mustt. note research onnnthis topic is goinh very well. much fun

Hey if you need anyone else to uh "test" your alcoholic beverages you should call me up. For science reasons. Good research definitely don't want to just get blackout drunk.

yeag i mighhy need some helf with thiss

mustt. note research onnnthis topic is goinh very well. much fun

Very ominous door with an extremely detailed moth carved into it in the hallway when I was getting water just now. Hm. Don’t like that.

A peek wouldn't hurt.

I think about this reply a lot if I’m gonna be honest. The door is still there. However, the phrasing of this is just ominous enough that I don’t think I trust it.

Very ominous door with an extremely detailed moth carved into it in the hallway when I was getting water just now. Hm. Don’t like that.

Reports of such are getting more frequent, please report that to a superior. Its a multiplanar anomaly linked to tens of missing persons.

Door to big moth house. It's run by a demon called Valgavoth, that eats fear and terror. It traps people in there and won't let go.

I feel like I missed some very important PSAs while I was on Gastal, not gonna lie

I did some research from the archives we have on your plane, and there a pretty famous guy named Tibor who died during the planeswalker war. Izzet league champion. Was he revived as an undead? He also wore a jacket as part of his uniform.

I’ve heard of that guy, and I think it’s just a coincidence. This dude was way shorter and less bearded than the Izzet Tibor. Also looked a lot less… technologically savvy? Would be the word? Like, he wasn’t dumb, just less book smart and more street smart.

That's uh, sure something. I would normally suggest maybe it's something Dimir, but this doesn't sound like them (although, maybe that's just what they want me to think).

I don’t think he’s part of any guild. He genuinely seemed like the most unemployed man I’ve ever met (apart from myself 5 years ago). I WILL go, just to hear him out, but I’m getting more combat augmentations just in case.

Thanking all the gods today for coffee and a warm meal and rain that isn’t fire and/or acid. All the gods. The Orzhov Church, Mat’Selesnya, Ilharg, Anzrag, the other Gruul ones, hell even the Nephilim. I love Ravnica.

Gastal has what??? And here I thought the Omenpath to Azgol that opened in Moonshade's garden was bad...

Oh, yeah. Also, sometimes the rain is gasoline, a thing I found out about from the locals. It’s a kind of earth oil they use to power their driving machines. It’s very easily flammable at high temperatures, which is fun when the plane is mostly active volcanoes and deserts. At least they still have beautiful women.