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i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today
Happy anniversary old as balls gifset
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We are pleased to note the continued survival of this meme to the point that it, too, is Old As Balls

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I’m a normal adult woman with interests appropriate for my age bracket. That said, Tom Holland should fire his agents and hire me. Tom Holland thinks his audience is primarily men and makes movies for mostly their viewing pleasure; Tom Holland is wrong and Tom Holland shouldn’t. Tom Holland, do you think MEN account for the 175 MILLION YouTube views of you performing “Umbrella” in drag? I assure you they do not. Tom Holland is married to one of the most beautiful and popular women in the world FOR A REASON. Tom Holland thinks he is Mark Wahlberg but Tom Holland is Hugh Grant. Tom Holland should be in Jane Austen adaptations. Tom Holland should be in romantic comedies. Tom Holland should be speaking with his natural British accent at all times. If Timothee Chalamet had even an ounce of Tom Holland’s effortless likability, he’d have won four Oscars already. Tom Holland is for women!
I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:
Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.
Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"
Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."
They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.
Shane’s favourite is when he won Most Sportsmanlike in 2018 and got to simply say “and of course, thanks to Ilya Rozanov”. It wouldn’t be SPORTSMANLIKE to thank Rozanov for being a dick (Ilya doesn’t get nominated for that award anyway), everyone _assumes_ the chirp is implied, Shane is being 300 percent honest.
Yuna struggles not to cry in public about it. David actually does tear up.
Just from what we're given in the show, I think the more interesting angle on a "Hollanov are outed" plot point would not be the Hayden video but instead Yuna doing as she suggested and reaching out to her contacts at various large companies, and then months later a corporate data breach exposing emails or the tired, overworked assistant of one of those contacts leaving paperwork out where a journalist sees it.
Not anything that implies that Yuna was careless, but something about how she is operating in terms of managing mild scandal in a way that is completely unlike Shane and Ilya's low-risk high-security precautions. Yuna has relationships with these companies and is operating in a space of professional mutual respect, but she has trusted her son's image to an entity that primarily cares about its bottom line. Shane has spent years triple-checking his messages to Lily and making sure the taxi drops him off sufficiently far from Ilya's house. Yuna doesn't have those habits.

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damn i wish u guys could read this fic i haven't written and this fic i haven't finished writing and this fic i'm putting off outlining and this fic i outlined but haven't started and this fic i'll never write and this other fic i haven't written and this fic that exists only in vague impressions in my head that fall apart every time i try to commit them to the page and th
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you talking about the security threats Shane faces and how it's so normalized reminded me of one of my pet peeves about how this fandom reacts to Shane's sex condo
He is right that if Ilya were to come to his normal apartment he would get papped and they both would get caught and that they should instead meet up at a secondary location!!! He's hockey Jesus in Montreal! You think theres no one outside his apartment building waiting to get an "outfit of the day" on a slow news day? You think whoever they send to go hang out outside Shane Hollander's apartment isn't going to recognize Ilya fucking Rozanov his greatest rival? The likelihood of them getting caught goes up so much more when spending time together in any type of place Shane Hollander is known to spend time around, that's just what happens with high level celebrities and Shane Hollander in fuckign Montreal is a high level celebrity!
Hockey players just don't have that level of sheer instant recognition in the States, even in Boston, a hockey city, so not needing a secondary location there makes sense a bit. But in fucking Montreal??? Yeah, that's not Shane being adorabley paranoid about anyone overhearing, that's him being practical.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I really think so much of canon and fanon would benefit from the context that Shane plays for goddamn Montreal.
Shane very likely got dropped kicked into a much higher level of “local celebrity” type fame than Ilya did at the start of their careers. This has nothing to do with their promise as prospects or relative fame going into this—it’s pure location. Montreal is one of the most hockey-obsessed cities on the goddamn planet, and Shane Hollander was the trailblazing prospect who was being eyed to revitalize the entire team. Shane was probably getting recognized in 9/10 of his interactions in that city. Shane Hollander is fuck off famous in his city. And while Ilya himself is absolutely a major celebrity in his own right, his brand of hometown fame was probably much less invasive than Shane’s purely because I sincerely doubt there is a single city in North America that can compete with Montreal’s concentration of dedicated sports fans. It is purely about the kind of markets they got dropped into. Ilya found himself in a popular market with Boston but Shane found himself in what may be the hockey hub of the world.
Think of the scene where they first talk about it. Ilya says that they’ll fuck at Shane’s apartment like it’s no big deal. Shane is immediately so stressed out by the idea that Ilya is like “you’re having a panic attack. Calm down it’s just a plan to fuck.”
You can read that as “Shane is adorably paranoid about being overhead whereas Ilya is calmer.” Or you could read it as “Shane was signed by a team located in the city with one of the largest hockey markets on the planet and so Ilya’s approaching this from the perspective of who’s sometimes recognized in the club or the store as the next big thing in hockey but can for the most part still go about his day and Shane’s coming at it from the perspective of someone who hasn’t left his apartment without having his privacy violated since he was signed to the goddamn team so this reaction is pretty reasonable, actually.”
Ilya’s not tapped into fucking Montreal local news. At this point in canon, he’s played in Montreal maybe once. It’s probably as simple as a plan to fuck at Shane’s apartment for him. But for Shane, his own home is very likely not a safe option.
Shane probably laid in that all stars bed with Scott Hunter a wall over having a panic attack about the idea of them fucking in his actual apartment because he was thinking about the number of times he’d already been pap’d trying to go into his own goddamn complex. People probably wait in locations he’s known to frequent hoping to catch a glimpse of him. If they get a sight of Ilya Rozanov showing up to fucking Shane Hollander’s apartment complex, people are going to talk.
In light of that, the sex condo is one of Shane’s more reasonable safety measures. He created an option where he controlled access to the entrances and exits. He could skulk in there in a hoodie with his head down once in a blue moon and have no one else ever associate that building with Shane Hollander. He was an incredibly famous teenager in the hub of his fame who was trying to minimize risk that was born of a crushing amount of scrutiny focused directly on him. It was a smart decision. He shouldn’t get shit for it.

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My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.
the thing that anyone who shawn & gus date need to realize or the relationship will never work is that they will always come second to whatever it is that these two got going
so yah shawn mentioned gus three times (the one not pictured is shawn saying ‘the biggest mistake I ever made was leaving santa barbara w/o saying goodbye to gus’) during the proposal
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This is literally what people are talking about when they say AI will be used to mainstream widely held bigotry. LLMs are trained on frequency and probability -> straight relationships are more well represented in the dataset -> straight pronouns and terms become the "correct" normal.
This is a form of backdoor bigotry from both normative facts (there are more straight than gay relationships) and well represented bigoted beliefs (men are superior to women).
Combine this with the mass of people inclined to believe (and being encouraged to believe) that if AI says and does something it must be correct