Sylvie!

so write “Hi, I’m ” and let autocorrect finish it (as long as you want it to be!! You can only use the autocorrect words, so no cheating!!)

here’s mine:

Hi, I’m outside your window so if you don’t mind could you please let me in because I have your Tsukasa Tenma and if you don’t let me in I will keep him in my house and I will kiss him a lot also he will love me because I am so hot

ok fair I’d probably be outside your window, but what was the end there???

I swear on my life that the whole thing was autocorrect. I kid you not.

anyways

What did i just write?? What's the story here bro..

Hi, I’m sorry for your pain but I’m sure it is a lot better now that you’re back home I will call the doctor and get you a better one for sure thank you so very different than yesterday I hope you feel much more soon I love you so I will see me tomorrow.

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Grammar well. Very logic!

lol this is funny

@epochverbatim @chunkyform3 @cluckyhylian @undignified-sad-sandwich @aries-the-ram-gacha @nirlkrm @namelesscat07 @fea28 @crystalshifter

She had an existential crisis 💜

A horrifying amalgamation of my wof writing and trying to get a job/ doing homework😔

Phenomenal stuff here, thank you @notabelsprout. In case you missed it. I don't, in-fact, know what to do with the kids.

Since this is gaining traction again, here are the final ones. These had been on separate posts but I suppose they'll be more likely to be noticed here.

If you could come back for a day, if you could conjure yourself into this chemistry classroom, if you could read the textbook or watch the professor writing the answers on the board … Alchemists, you would see that you were right, even though you didn’t know about alpha and beta radiation, even though you didn’t understand isotopes, you knew it was possible, that some elements can change into other elements, that transmutation can occur.

Alchemists, there is proof now that it is possible, although each new element, having a brief half-life, would keep changing into other things.

Alchemists, you were right, you can make anything, anything, uranium, plutonium, tel- lurium, mercury, copper, cobalt, platinum, silver, and gold, you can make gold, an isotope so radioactive it would sparkle before your eyes.

Alchemists, you were right. It is magic.

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