i, divine iconoclast

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

Credits to the murderer

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

Support your local assassins

”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”

Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder

I’m never leaving this fucking app.

ID: Digital art of a whale mermaid and her tiny human girlfriend. The whale lady smiles contently as she floats on her back, with her girlfriend kicking her legs while lying on her tummy. (End)

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

[image description: a digital illustration of Marsh Labrador Tea in full bloom. The flowers white and grow in large clusters. end description.]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

the amount of care and attention the human body needs is disgusting

the thing about mental illness is there's the horrors and stuff but it's also really annoying and inconvenient to have. And people focus on the horrors for obvious reasons but it really is very annoying and very inconvenient

doomscrolling thru the weather app

Shout out to Ryland Grace, the first person to kill an alien, the first person to befriend an alien and the first person to breed aliens. No one is doing it like him.

recently rediscovered a zest for life and it has me thinking the most asinine thoughts. i used to stare at the ceiling agonizing over my insignificance in the universe and now i’m like “the creamer looks so pretty going into the coffee.” “isn’t it amazing i can listen to all the music ever made anywhere i want at any time.” pathetic.

the real challenge of adulthood that no one tells you about in advance is how many goddamn pieces of paper you have to keep up with that are never important until they are suddenly VERY important

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results