they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night

I hate change, I’m scared of change, I need something big in my life to change soon or else I’ll go crazy

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life