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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 6

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Soundwave (Transformers)

Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Voting ended onJun 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Soundwave]

"He's a single father of five, surely there is space for another one."

"Do you SEE those hips?

He’s already got kids, he needs more. Especially to make up for the one who died.

Do you SEE that waist?

Evil. But like, I can fix him.

His husband (Megatron) left him for the Autobots and he can get pregnant as revenge."

"He already has a lot of kids but deserves more after dealing with the rest of the Decepticons stupidity and carrying their entire faction on his back. Also, specifically for the TFE version of Soundwave: look me in the eye and tell me he doesn’t look like he needs to get pregnant. There’d probably be a dozen different characters that’d fight over getting this man pregnant. It’d be funny to watch."

"He’d be good at it and I think it would bring him happiness. Plus a good chunk of the fandom likes to make it how the cassettes are made so why not?"

Soundwave propaganda from last season

[Eggman]

"he has a lot of robo-kids and a lot of ppl prefer him mpregged, then Stone."

"He didn't win last year and I need him pregnant. I think he should win so he can carry his and Stone's baby, because obviously the only person smart enough to carry his kids is himself."

"He’s Eggman, it’s in the name."

Eggman propaganda from last season

#CMON SOUNDWAVE you need to avenge Prowl!!

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Vibes for the newest chapter of Perfect Harmony:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83705921/chapters/227069481

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Prowl:

Sideswipe, after being caught for a prank:

Jazz, realizing he may be catching feelings for Prowl:

Elita, also realizing Jazz is crushing on Prowl:

Prowl again:

#beating the shit out of my blorbos #transformers #fanfiction #tf prowl #tf jazz #jazzprowl #Elita somehow manages to be both the voice of reason and the comic relief at the same time #we love a versatile queen #qillespen

parkayquarts

hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS

parkayquarts

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope

theheroheart

PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply

this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.

you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.

team-thickness12

This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND

lucarleigho

type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults

mctreeleth

ol' Zachary Zoetrope is back in business!

human-pet-they

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

aropride

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

bladespark

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

atwotonedbird

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

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When the terrible thing you’ve been aggressively foreshadowing finally happens

#at least I kissed the brick before I threw it #qillespen

I asked my work wife what her alt-mode would be if she was a Transformer, and without hesitation, she said “definitely a forklift”

#if she wasn’t already married I would have proposed to her #transformers #qillespen

glowing-beetle

Has this been done yet?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83705921/chapters/223503956

Jazz: trying to talk their group out of trouble

Prowl and Perceptor:

#poor prowl is so confused #transformers #fanfiction #qillespen

dragonscales1021

How it feels seeing all the transformers getting out into the newest @need-him-pregnant-poll round

#fell to my knees in despair at prowl losing #it’s okay tho because the fandom gets them knocked up on the regular #transformers losing in the polls and the fandom goes “oh no. anyways #it’s a bloodbath in those polls #I say lovingly #although all those people whining about there being too many transformers need to shut up

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comicaurora

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

comicaurora

if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT

Writing cute, heartwarming scenes, knowing that I am 1-2 chapters from ripping it all away in the most devastating manner possible

#I’m gonna get flayed alive for this #the timeline is already set I can’t change it #this tragic backstory thing hits hard when you watch it firsthand #I know they’re fictional characters but damn #qillespen #fanfiction

A highlight of this chapter:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83705921/chapters/220780336

Prowl: “oh no, I have a crush on Jazz. I hope nobody notices”

Elita:

#transformers #jazzprowl #fanfiction #qillespen #I don’t have the energy to tag all the characters #I just wanted to meme on my chapter

Um…

Brother, what? They’re robots. They ain’t got gender.

Also they’re gay. It’s tagged M/M

#JUST because Prowl eventually gets pregnant doesn’t make him the quote unquote woman in the relationship #the whole point of TF ships is that you don’t have to worry about things as banal as gender #get those male characters pregnant and abandon gender norms #I wrote this shit for me I’m not gonna convince a random anon to keep reading if they’re obsessed with something as pointless as gender #qillespen

commiefaggoth

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

#bee and prowl

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qillespen

Every time I say to myself I’m gonna write a short one-shot, just smack me. It’s impossible. It’s not a one-shot, and it’s not short, because I’m a sick woman who gets dopamine from giant space robots holding hands and falling in love

qillespen

Holding myself at gunpoint to avoid writing ANOTHER 100K word fic, but whatever, go my jazzprowl meetcute

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary:

En route to Iacon to start his new life, Jazz offers a helping hand to a struggling Praxian. He doesn't think much of it at the time, but to Prowl, it means the world.

Jazz saved his life. It's no wonder he falls for the mech. Now, if only he can figure out how to overcome his abysmal lack of social skills, and ask him on a date.

#transformers #jazzprowl #tf jazz #tf prowl #transformers one #tf one #fanfiction #actually trying to post stuff here too #this first chapter was originally 8K words but I cut it in half Sentinel Prime style #qillespen

Every time I say to myself I’m gonna write a short one-shot, just smack me. It’s impossible. It’s not a one-shot, and it’s not short, because I’m a sick woman who gets dopamine from giant space robots holding hands and falling in love

#qillespen #link to the fic coming up next

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