Describe the GOIs in five words or less GO!
Accelerate the Future (ATF): all furries go to heaven
Alexylva University: carthago delenda est
ASCI: peacetime war crimes
Anderson Robotics: capitalism as intended
Atari Arcadia: YOU CAN’T WIN ME, I
The Black Queen: gears’s goth lesbian daughter
█████ Industrial: now you fucked up
The Chaos Insurgency: fuck scp, all my homies
The Chicago Spirit: be gay do crime
Children of the Torch: MY GOD IS THE SUN
The Church of the Broken God: gnostic gang, we out here
The Church of the Second Hytoth: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Doctor Wondertainment: THINK OF THE CHILDREN
The Factory: the logical extreme of fascism
The Fifth Church: a less evil scientology
The Galactic Federation: buddhism on the web
Gamers Against Weed: anomalous Something Awful
The Global Occult Coalition (GOC): a less effective/subtle NWO
GRU Division “P”: is stored in the balls
Herman Fuller’s Circus of the Disquieting: don’t cross manny
The Horizon Initiative: a more “inclusive” deus vult
Imperial Japanese Anomalous Matters Examination Agency: war crimes
Manna Charitable Foundation: spare some coochie miss??
Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.: ruthless billionaire sluts
Nobody: a convenient excuse for mischief
ORIA: carter/reagan don’t interact!!!!!!
Obskuracorps: idiot war crimes
Oneiroi Collective: dream sweet in [REDACTED] major
Parawatch: bigfoot is real and he
PENTAGRAM: don’t talk to the CIA
Prometheus Labs, Inc.: FOR SCIENCE!!
SAPPHIRE: FACTS and LOGIC
Sarkic “””Cults”””: be trans throw hands
The Serpent’s Hand: like, smoke some grass man
The Shark Punching Center: cowafuckingbunga!!
Three Moons Initiative: you are watched/protected/loved
Unusual Incidents Unit: don’t talk to cops
Wilson’s Wildlife Solutions: three dollars and a stick