*STUPID LAMB

for  a  happy  starter .

for  a  melancholy  starter .

for  an  excited  starter .

for  an  angry  starter .

for  a  soft  starter .

for  a  silly  starter .

for  an  angsty  starter .

for  a  violent  starter .

for  a  romantic  starter .

for  a  sexual  starter .

for  a  comforting  starter .

for  a  threatening  starter .

for  an  argumentative  starter .

for  an  action / adventure  starter .

for  a  flirtatious  starter .

for  a  loving  starter .

for  a  hostile  starter .

for  an  envious  starter .

for  a  fearful  starter .

for  an  injured / sick  starter .

for  an  urgent  starter .

for  a  celebratory  starter .

for  a  reunion  starter .

for  a  lazy  starter .

for  a  protective  starter .

for  a  domestic  starter .

for  an  intimate  starter .

for  a  weather - based  starter .

for  a  surprised  starter .

for  a  malicious  starter .

for  an  illegal  starter .

for  a  concerned  starter .

for  a  tense  starter .

for  a  sentimental  starter .

for  a  hopeful  starter .

for  a  hopeless  starter .

for  a  guilty  starter .

for  an  embarrassed  starter .

for  an  anxious  starter .

for  a  desperate  starter .

for  a  disappointed  starter .

for  an  aggressive  starter .

for  a  cautious  starter .

for  an  impulsive  starter .

for  a  resentful  starter .

for  a  suspicious  starter .

for  a  conflicted  starter .

for  a  provoked  starter .

for  an  awkward  starter .

for  a  dishonest  starter .

for  a  fatigued  starter .

for  a  grateful  starter .

for  a  flustered  starter .

for  a  vulnerable  starter .

for  a  manipulative  starter .

for  a  professional  starter .

for  a  mischievous  starter .

for  a  relieved  starter .

for  a  cooperative  starter .

for  an  uncooperative  starter .

for  a  moody  starter .

for  an  impatient  starter .

for  a  competitive  starter .

for  an  encouraging  starter .

for  a  sensual  starter .

for  an  interrupted  starter .

for  a  clumsy  starter .

for  a  tearful  starter .

for  an  affectionate  starter .

𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇.

[ 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 ] ― sender wraps a soft blanket around receiver’s shoulders [ 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐊 ] ― sender and receiver fall into bed together on silk sheets [ 𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐋 ] ― sender pulls receiver’s hair ( gently / hard ) [ 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 ] ― sender strokes receiver’s hair [ 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 ] ― sender brushes receiver’s hair [ 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 ] ― sender paints a picture onto part of receiver’s body ( specify what & where ) [ 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 ] ― sender traces their fingertips over receiver’s body [ 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑 ] ― sender traces a scar on receiver’s body [ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 ] ― sender reaches out to hold receiver’s hand [ 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 ] ― sender worships receiver’s body

𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄.

[ 𝐔𝐍𝐔𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 ] ― sender feeds receiver something they’ve never tried before ( specify what ) [ 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑 ] ― sender feeds receiver something sour ( specify what ) [ 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 ] ― sender feeds receiver something sweet ( specify what ) [ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐄 ] ― sender feeds receiver something spicy ( specify what ) [ 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 ] ― sender kisses receiver to taste the lingering flavour of what they ate or drank on their lips ( specify what ) [ 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑 ] ― sender bites receiver hard enough to draw blood [ 𝐔𝐍𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋 ] ― sender feeds receiver soup when they’ve fallen ill [ 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 ] ― sender makes receiver a cocktail to try [ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐇 ] ― sender cooks receiver their favourite meal [ 𝐓𝐑𝐘 ] ―  sender gives receiver a taste of what they’re cooking / baking for their opinion

𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓.

[ 𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐃 ] ― sender blindfolds receiver [ 𝐑𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 ] ― sender and receiver see each other again after a period of being apart [ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 ] ― sender notices something different about receiver ( injury / haircut / tattoo / piercing / etc ) [ 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐋 ] ― sender greets receiver in formal partywear ( feel free to add detail ) [ 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐒 ] ― sender takes receiver to see lanterns in the sky [ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒 ] ― sender and receiver lay under the stars to stargaze [ 𝐆𝐀𝐙𝐄 ] ― sender and receiver lock eyes across the room [ 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖 ] ― sender and receiver see a shadow move out the corner of their eye [ 𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 ] ― sender and receive watch as something burns ( candles / a building / a campfire / etc ) [ 𝐅𝐈𝐒𝐇 ] ― sender takes receiver to the aquarium to watch the sea life [ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐊 ] ― sender recognises receiver at a masquerade party

𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃.

[ 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂 ] ― sender puts on the radio to listen to music with receiver [ 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 ] ― sender plays receiver their favourite song on an instrument ( specify what ) [ 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍 ] ― sender and receiver are in bed together while rain lashes against the windows / tent / etc [ 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐑 ] ― sender whispers something in receiver’s ear ( specify what ) [ 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] ― sender asks receiver for a dance upon hearing a song [ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐘 ] ― sender and receiver hear a sound when they should be alone ( footsteps / creaking floorboards / a scream / etc ) [ 𝐇𝐔𝐌 ] ― sender hums a lullaby to lull receiver to sleep [ 𝐌𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐃 ] ― sender comforts a temporally deaf receiver after a loud sound ( gunshot / explosion / etc ) [ 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐌 ] ― sender calms receiver down from a panic attack in a loud place [ 𝐀𝐅𝐀𝐑 ] ― sender and receiver hear a muffled sound from another room / outside ( music / people / creature / etc ) [ 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖 ] ― sender hears receiver crying and approaches comfort them

𝐒𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐋.

Everyday

“Did we have homework?”

“Please be my lab partner.”

“Can I borrow a pencil?”

“I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”

“Can I copy off of you real quick?”

“Do you think the teacher is hot?”

“It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”

“Do you think the new kid is hot?”

“Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”

“You are…so dumb…”

“Was Shakespeare gay?”

“Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”

“If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”

“Can I borrow your notes?”

“This class is so boring…”

“Am I in the right classroom?”

“Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”

“Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”

“Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”

“I can’t wait to graduate…”

“Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”

Exams

“I forgot about the midterm.”

“I’m gonna FAIL.”

“Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”

“Please help me study.”

“If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”

“Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”

“I live at the library now.”

“Do you need help with the chapter?”

“I don’t even know what I don’t know.”

“I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”

“I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”

“Do you even know how to read?”

“I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”

“Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”

“I don’t need to go to college anyway.”

“Sleep is for the weak.”

“I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”

“I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”

“Your notes are just doodles.”

Lunchtime

“What’s for lunch?”

“Please trade lunches with me.”

“I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”

“There’s NO way I’m eating that.”

“All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”

“I would kill for a taco right now.”

“Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”

“There’s pizza today.”

“Is that a bug in your sandwich?”

“Ugh, this is expired.”

“Is this seat taken?”

“I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”

“Did you make this?”

“If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”

“I made brownies.”

“Let’s eat outside today.”

“Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”

“You’re in my seat.”

“These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”

Gym

“I can’t run for my life.”

“Don’t throw the ball at me!!”

“Why do you look so red?”

“I’m DYING.”

“It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”

“I can’t run anymore.”

“Your team is going DOWN.”

“Are you okay?!”

“You really suck at this, don’t you?”

“Think fast!”

“Is that the best you can do?”

“I dare you to race me.”

“I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”

Uniforms / Clothes

“I HATE these pants/skirts.”

“Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”

“I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”

“I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”

“Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”

“I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”

“I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”

“Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”

“Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”

“Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”

“Class rings are overrated.”

“We should totally get matching hoodies.”

“What show/movie is your shirt from?”

“I can see your underwear.”

Detention

“Wanna skip?”

“I can’t believe I’m in here.”

“Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”

“That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”

“I didn’t even do anything wrong…”

“Fuck the police.”

“They put me in here just for being late…”

“Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”

“A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”

“You look like you don’t belong in here.”

“This is prison.”

“I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”

“They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”

“All I did was a little graffiti.”