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𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐌𝐒𝐆 — joon

and what's my prey? a cute little koala? but yes, that is kind of what i've been doing and if it wasn't because i knew you were asleep, i would've called and asked why you hadn't been active for thirteen hours. hey, i don't want you talking about yourself like that. you're the hottest, sexiest man i've ever met in my life, and you could absolutely be a model if you wanted to. wait, you're sending a private jet? hold up while i pack my suitcases. i can't wait to see you too, baby.

you're damn right it is. the fact that i slept for 13 hours is insane, but i consider that a win in my book. i love you, my sexy little stalker. babe, i was kidding, and also just trying to compliment jimin. you know how adorable i think he is. i know i'm a hot ticket, especially because you want me. yeah, i'm pulling out the red carpet treatment for you. you know i love doing that for you. plus, it makes me feel better knowing you're safe and in good hands.

i mean we could do that if you want. unless someone else decides to drag me away. hmm, chaos or my bed. a tough decision for me here. i can be nice and indulge you i guess even if i'd rather be in my bed.

who else would drag you away? and don't say taekook because my blood sugar is dangerously low. i need some suga. honestly, you make a good point. you'd pick chaos though cause i'm involved.

your location on snapchat hasn't moved since last night, so are you already in milan, or? totally not because i miss you and want to spend some time with you... and i might have taken some personal time off just to be with you for a while. who needs work when i have a sugar daddy? ( @kmnamjns )

i love when you track me like a lioness stalking it's prey. yes, i'm already in milan and have walked in two fashion shows. i have a modeling contract now. say hello to your model sugar daddy. i'm kidding. they'd only give that shit to like... jimin. so, this is basically you telling me to chop chop and get the jet ready for you to fly you out? i'm on it. i can't wait to see you.

i mean you really have from when i first met you. you can get the attention of people easily. true but that just makes you more lovable at the end of the day. i'm sure things have gotten a bit better. i trust they solved things at least somewhat though i know the majority of it always falls on you to handle. just keep me updated. it's all good, man. meeting her friends is important. yes, really. i reached out to her and had to take my chance. yeah, we're just hanging out. i'm getting to know her more before i do anything else. can't tell you what will happen while i'm with her but i'm sure it will be something positive.

really? it's crazy how you see me in that light and i don't. yeah, i have my moments that the maknaes bring out, but being in the background is cool as well. yeah, i mean, i really don't think things are one hundred percent solved, but we'll get there. everything takes time, you know? we are a family after all. exactly. i want her to know i'm all in on her. i wanna see that part of her world. that's cool, man. i wish you the best when it comes to her. tell me about that new album you're working on.

no, all clear. i make sure to give a warning sound and people know to get out my way. it's a whole thing. it's all good. you can get us back another show. no one will be expecting it so it'll be perfect. good, cause i don't want to be the reason for any kind of drama. oh, yeah? good for you, man. hell of a place to be spending time together, too. you enjoying yourself? rodeos are a wild time.

oh yeah? it's crazy how hard you'd fit in with us. you sure you weren't destined to be a kpop idol? you're right. it'll be great. no, no. we already have enough of that. we don't need any more. i'm a drama free kinda guy, on that namaste shit. thank you. it was definitely an experience, and the mechanical bull they had at the bar? holy shit, man. have you ever rode one of those?

i'm kicking myself for missing you guys in vegas. how'd everything go? and congratulations on the ama's. it's like every second i hear about more awards and more records being broken by you all and it's all deserved. @kmnamjns

wait, hold on... ariana grande wanted to come and see us? that is a huge honor and now i'm kicking myself you missed out as well. we still have plenty of stops left though, so if we're ever in the same city, reach out and i'll hook you up. thank you, it's appreciated! it was kind of an ironic experience, especially with how we were treated years prior on their red carpet.

…you just said that, didn’t you? like ... what the hell? but you know what, at the end of the day you did seem happier back then and if she can bring that side of you out again, then congratulations, joonie.

oh, thank god. i was expecting a lecture eight miles long. i'm just doing what is best for me, you know? you don't think me seeing couples around me constantly makes me feel lonely? i'm not trying to be like woe is me right now, cause it's not, and i didn't get back together for her that reason alone... but... thanks, hyung. thank you for always having my back and putting things into a different perspective for me. you're appreciated and i'm lucky i have you to lean on.

of course i did. i wouldn't let gloriahole sit alone.. so i'm creamkookie8008 because it's boob spelled on a calculator.

always sticking by that brotherhood mentality, that's my guy. wow... that is interesting, for sure. what does tae think about that one? ....8008135 is boobies spelled on a calculator.