find what you'd die for & then live for it

if i were a bug i would drink a single drop of water and be satisfied. think about it

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

u need to draw fatter arms it can't all go to the butt and thighs #SORRY

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i love seeing my friends interests mentioned somewhere. its like woaaah. thats My Friends interest. from My Friend. wow. epic friend reference