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hate when I rb a post that i think is just good but it turns out it's vaguing like fifteen other posts and now it looks like I've take a Stance even though I just woke up and haven't even been born yet truly

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

due to unforeskinned circumcisions

hi welcome to my kitchen this is my box that makes things cold and my box that makes things hot and my box that makes things wet and my box that makes things full of EM waves and my box tha

box that slowly turns bread into stale bread

not even joking this is one of the worst possible changes that i could've reasonably conceived of to happen to video games.

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

guy who is burnt out beyond recognition and can barely get through the workday just to collapse into bed when he gets home voice: I have got to make art again. it will heal me

theres a reason u associate east asians with femininity and black people with masculinity and it has nothing to do with actual masculine or feminine “behavior” and everything to do with race science 😭 u have been taught race science, u haven’t unlearned race science 😭😭😭😭 READ A BOOK ABOUT RACISMMMM

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

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sexpervert dark sorceress is attempting to sexually manipulate me but I keep pointing out the rhetorical fallacies in her innuendo-laden attempts to convert me into a sex-crazed minion and shes gotten so angry she cant even get a hardon from hitting me anymore

$200 no lowballs no negotiation i know what i have