Things I Like

girls’ night!

Why are you interacting with this trans woman? Don't you know she's a weirdo who keeps snails in her pencil box?

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

with your help i cantake over the religiously appropriated land of utah and turn every mormon jesus statue intoe fat teto

Thankfully this info was debunked and i will be appearing in the game with my new boiling water marshal art fighting style thanks for trying to make me feel like shit for no reason tho

I asked Kazuya if he remembered you and he said no

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

Surely we can contrive some reason to put a Mechanism in a gentleman's hat, however impractical? Cooling fans? A self-extending and -contracting top hat?

do we not put feathers and gems upon hats simply because they look nice? Can a Gentleman or lady not see the beauty of the innerworkings of a contraption?