weirdo.

Poor Elmo had to die for that dress but by god was it worth it

A Dutch interviewer asked Portugal what the inspiration was behind her dress, and she answered ‘Big Bird’ which is so valid.

Mika owns eurovision see yall next year in his backyard

Why Do You Need To Do This

STOP THIS.

Judy there are limits

@lifeisdetermination

@princessdawnauroreon

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR MONTHS

THERES MORE

World Heritage Post

Anyways, here’s wonderwall.

THE CAMBRIDGE BIN MAN YALL THIS IS THE CAMBRIDGE BIN MAN. THIS IS IN MY CITY, I KNOW THAT FUCKING BIN AND HIS FUNKY LITTLE GUITAR THE COUNCIL KEEPS TRYING TO STOP HIM, THEY TAPPED THE BIN SHUT, THEY CHAINED IT UP, BUT BIN MAN WAS TOO DETERMINED SO NOW HE’S BACK IN HIS BIN

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

a silent guardian, a watchful protector

lol look at mercury go that wild bastard

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

I am currently cringing at this.

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

I literally want to bite you

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun

Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.

for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??

As expected of the lowly muggles. Hmph, you deserve to be petrified, mudblood.

noah fence but if ur blood is mud ur probably die????

Please no you’ll lower the iq of the whole street! If you do that one more time, one of us is gonna snap and might end up using either cruciatus or avada kedavra on you. You have been warned.

i love magic abra kadabra :) just like when my dad left :) life is an adventure