Blake Belladone with this Bellabullshit

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep

that's food and snacks! you can eat it to restore your gumption. be careful though! if you eat the same thing twice in a row, you will begin to accumulate pathos, which can only be removed by spending glory

[Ask about gumption] [Ask about pathos] > [Ask about glory] [Enough for now]

[sudden extreme disgust expression] not after what you did, traveller.

getting a nojob from an unemployedgirl

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

i was flirting with a girl recently and i told her i "wanna take her to plapsburg" as a way to indicate i wanted to have sex and she just looked at me with this expression of like complete and total pity and i dont think ive ever felt more humiliated in my life

that is so cool! if i were you i wouldhave not done that

Sorry I said yippee when I heard you unbuckling your belt do you still think Im hot?

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

#thinks about being a doll for a woman im not even married to and gets so hard i blackout