I Don't Fucking Know

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

A cinematic masterpiece.

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

it’s a pretty niche trope but when a character defeats a villain and then becomes their successor i go fucking wild every time it’s so tragic and so so sexy

How much of the “i hate being an adult” is really just feeling the crushing pressure of capitalism

Bruh like all of it

#she looks like the human embodiment of a saxophone solo song

THERE’S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. GET IN THE TRANSGENDER BISEXUAL POLYCULE.

The Matrix (1999)

time to bake something! sure hope there won’t be dishes once i’m finished!

by talos this can’t be happening

it actually *is* way more fun to share your interests and passions with other ppl than enjoying them in private and that’s why i still value a website like tumblr but yall make it really hard sometimes

people weren’t actually healthier in the past, they just died of what was killing them faster, long term chronic or terminal illnesses are not new

They’re only “new” in that we have the science/words to describe them, and we can keep people who have them alive long enough for it to matter. A hundred and fifty years ago people would just suffer and die quickly 🙃

Not to mention the fact that cancer-related deaths have been recorded as early as 2500 b.c. Turns out the Egyptians actually noticed when things were wrong with the internal organs during their extensive funerary practices.