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Acquired Stardust
taylor price
cherry valley forever

Kiana Khansmith
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Not today Justin

Kaledo Art
Claire Keane
AnasAbdin


shark vs the universe

izzy's playlists!
styofa doing anything

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YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Love Begins

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Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

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I love this post especially the rat part
going on me feed
what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post
watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like
put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work
open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk
put in the movie
gdi it has to be rewound
press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way
start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning
FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie
and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV
COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD
QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay crisis averted.
although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....
better turn up the volume...
THX
Batman as Mother Ginger from the Nutcracker

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
oh my god the original out in the wild
Does anybody else get the urge sometimes to be disturbing/off putting on purpose? Like I have been masking for long enough, time to disturb other people and mean it.
Any Sterek/Teen Wolf I write will have without a doubt a morally grey Peter on the side of the pack. They gave the conniving morally grey to Deaton who as far more likely to be a full on villain instead of the man who lost his whole family and was abandoned in a comma. And I will rectify that.
before seeing this my eyes were closed and now I have awakened and seen the blinding light of truth
Hear me Out: Himbo Bruce Wayne wearing a “I am Ken ough” t shirt.
Do you see the vision?

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Watching movies with small children is an EXPERIENCE, like tiny human, you have NO sense of story progression
Which is to say we put on the first How to Train Your Dragon
And at the dramatic "first flight" scene, two-year-old shouted "HIM FALL" and started SOBBING. She straight up thought that movie had murdered Hiccup and Toothless halfway through. Had to get double parental hugs and a constant stream of reassurances until they figured that whole flying thing out
All movies could be horror movies if your brain hasn't equipped Plot Armor to the protagonists
Anyway five-year-old is pleased to report that he "liked the part where the big dragon exploded"
#Welcome to the action adventure genre my children#Five year old was VIBRATING through the climax like straight up legs kicking fists clenched#Had to be held by Spouse until we figured out he wasn't afraid#He was experiencing baby's first blood lust#Kid wanted that dragon DEAD and it HAPPENED and he was VIOLENTLY SATISFIED
Rb for daily health and prosperity
When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.
I see that, and raise you a character who knows they’ve been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.
Okay but like the character who doesn’t realize they’ve been hurt trying to see if everyone else is okay only to slowly realize that everyone is looking at them with mounting horror. Then they touch their side to find it’s wet and oh no
all 3 of you are evil but i admire, respect, and fear you
so im hearing @astolat is god??? what's your 10 commendments my liege
You shall seek out and enjoy art (which fanfic is) that gives you pleasure
You shall not feel guilty for spending time on art
You shall comment when you can with joy
You shall share the art you find that makes you happy
You shall not envy the size of your neighbor's fandom or pairing
You shall support your fellow fans in making art that makes them happy even if it is not to your own taste
You shall make art of your own to your own taste
You shall love your art however imperfect because it is yours
You shall share your art in whatever way you can with joy
You shall not covet your neighbor's hits or comments or kudos
My best stab! lol
conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 52 (masterpost here)
Dick: -no that- that misconception is what pisses me off the most.
Jason: RIGHT?!
Bruce: i will admit even i was confused when he said it.
Dick: -like, me and Jason did not spend that much effort on making shit the fuck up and then rabbit-holing until it seemed slightly plausible just for Tim of all people to swoop in and take our role.
Bruce: i didn't even know he meant Tim at first, either. Clark was just talking about conspiracy theories online and Oliver asked me 'oh your kid's really into conspiracy theories, right?' and i said 'yeah Dick and Jason used to be really obsessed', and he responded with 'no i meant the third one, Red Robin.' and my mind went blank. pass me that screwdriver, Damian. thanks.
Jason: such bullshit; everybody's forgetting our roots.
Damian: i thought Tim was the conspiracy theorist of the family? by the way, father, the cave is low on bandage rolls.
Jason: shit, is there enough for my leg? i got nicked by a knife just before we came back in.
Dick: there's some spare in the batmobile i think,
Jason: oh hell yeah- somebody smack Damian by the way, that was disrespectful as fuck.
*smacking noise*
Damian: *squawk* RICHARD-!
Dick: he's right, though, that was so disrespectful. Tim being the true conspiracy theorist? me and Jay used to live on those back in the day.
Damian: *amidst distant clacking* i think there's a difference between what Tim does and how stupid the two of you are when put in the same room unsupervised.
Jason: no- fuck off! *whining* Bruce, tell him!
Bruce: *sigh* sorry Damian, i do have to agree with your brothers. they were surprisingly crafty when they were younger.
Dick, incredulous: 'surprisingly crafty', we were geniuses,
Bruce: chum, i love you but i don't think a single thing you two came up with was correct. *strained grunt* ...ok, Jaylad try the engine?
Jason: yeah im turning the key, it's doing fuck-all. you really fucked it up this time huh?
Bruce: i need my tool kit, Damian can you go and grab-?
*metallic thud*
Bruce: ...thank you. but next time don't throw it.
Damian: i'm not walking all the way over there. you can tell me to type up the night's reports or you can tell me to help you fix the car; you can't tell me to do both.
Jason: *whistles* you know if i ever spoke to my dad like that, he'd hit me with a golf club.
Dick, bland: Jay, your dad was a criminal.
Jason: what, and B isn't? just because he's the commissioner's favourite criminal doesn't mean it isn't still illegal for him to physically assault people in the streets.
Bruce, offended: hey,
Jason: shut up.
Bruce, indignant: see- *hissing* and you wonder why he thinks it's ok to talk to me like that-!
Jason: -listen if you didn't establish dominance over your first two kids then them influencing the new ones is honestly on you. the point is, me and Dick were hardcore into theorising when i was Robin; Timmy-boy doesn't have shit on us.
Damian: were you two that bored back then? i thought the golden era was supposed to be 'more insane and cartoonish than anything we could imagine'?
Dick: to be fair, it was like... the only thing we could talk about without arguing.
Jason: yeahhhh, for the first two years at least we couldn't stand each other, but Alfred and B kept trying to make us hang out and be brothers.
Bruce: you two were nightmares. conspiracy theories were like that generation's version of cocomelon. you were at each other's throats 24/7, but if i sat you both down in front of that creepy pasta website and told you one of them was real and about a JLA member? you'd be happy for hours.
Damian: *snort* you're joking.
Dick: dude, we- *snicker* we would make a mystery out of anything. i remember once i had to come home for thanksgiving and we spent the entire holiday obsessing over the possibility of uncle Clark lying about being an alien because i saw him taking human-medication in the front hall.
Bruce: *slightly smug* yeah, those were mentos. i told him to eat them in a 'suspicious manner' so you two would behave while we had guests.
Jason: -I FUCKIN' KNEW IT!
Dick: unbelievable- this is why we have trust issues you asshole!
Bruce: I DON'T WANT- I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT; YOU ONCE THREW THE TURKEY OUT THE WINDOW OVER A GAME OF GIN RUMMY.
*two seconds of silence*
Dick: that's actually-
Jason: yeah ok-
Dick: -i'd lie too.
Jason: -were a handful, sure.
Bruce: thank you.
Damian: you actually thought that being from Krypton was something Superman would feel the need to lie about?
Dick: hey, it wasn't nearly as buck-wild as some of the theories Jason came up with.
Jason: hey- hey, my conspiracy theories were, and always will be, fuckin' smart. may i remind you i predicted the court of owls being involved with haley's circus YEARS before that whole thing went down.
Dick: oh- fuck off, Jason. you didn't predict shit-
Jason, yelling over him: i said- I SAID, THAT THERE WAS A BIRD CULT,
Dick: -YOU SAID HAD NOTHING TO FUCKING DO WITH THE COURT OF OWLS-,
Jason: -OWL IN THE NAME,
Dick: -YOU THOUGHT MY PARENTS WERE BIOLOGICAL BIRD MUTANTS, TWATPOLE-
Jason: -AN OWL IS A BIRD-
Dick: -ITS A POLITIAL GROUP NOT A DAMN-
Jason: -HAS WINGS, HAS BEAK, LAYS EGGS,
Dick: YOU STUPID FUCKING-
Damian:
*complete and utter silence*
*more silence*
Jason, carefully: Damian, i want you to know that although scientifically that was funny, if you come within fifteen feet of me during the next twenty-four hours i will throw you into Gotham harbour by your balls.
Dick: -my ears are bleeding and you are no longer my brother.
Bruce, exhausted: Damian, step away from the batcomputer before you get yourself hurt. please. and stop using it to play music clips through the cave speakers.
Damian: well somebody needed to break them up and you said cocomelon-
Bruce: NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT- just go take off your suit. just- just- for once. for once, Damian. for once. listen to your father.
Damian: ...i will, but only because you seem to be on the verge of tears.
Bruce: just go.

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is this the ORIGINAL?!???