Tired Cat

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post, Zach Galifianakis still haunts me in my fucking dreams like the predator

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

Sorry we don't talk any more. You said something 24 months And 17 days ago around noon when cancer was in the sky that implied the evil in your heart. I could have fixed you but I didn't because low key I don't need that megative energy in my life anymore. The evil is still in you btw.

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

in order to have anything even close to peace on this website you have to block so liberally. someone left an annoying/stupid comment on someone elses post? blocked. unreadable blog theme? blocked. blank blog? blocked. he/him pronouns? blocked. not leftist enough? blocked. shit opinions about food? yepp you guessed it. blocked. unoriginal? blocked. idgaf. this just so happens to filter out a huge amt of people who would otherwise cause me a lot of trouble. blocking shouldnt be precision strikes u dont hafta wait for them to cause You trouble before blocking. block as much and as many as possible and they wont cause you much trouble at all

dark souls should have a mechanic where if your character is clocky enough gwyndolin doesn't want to fight you and you two just sit for a while and have a few beers

your cat was an honor to see in the window

your catgirl was an honor to see in the window

massachusetts mentioned

dark souls should have a mechanic where if your character is clocky enough gwyndolin doesn't want to fight you and you two just sit for a while and have a few beers

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music