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i went to bed like 2 hours before that upload and i woke up saw a tweet and thought "im never sleeping again"

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[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
here's where to find it on windows 10
Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.
IT GETS WORSE
I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.
LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES
AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.
Valko Drive!!
Do not let them forget!! Let them know weβre still fighting for him!!
A bitch is pissed.
Youβre telling me Infold is backing out- sorry not backing outβ¦ CANCELING a new love interest because a certain demographic didnβt approve of it?
And now they are moving forward to the point of adding NO NEW Love interests for the future?
A bitch isnβt just pissed. A bitch is livid.
With the news out, I do genuinely believe this canceling isnβt gonna last long due to the fact that there are already so many people who like Valko.
With that said, A bitch is livid and gonna lock the fuck in with her writing for the continuations of this.
Iβll be making a masterlist it for too, and in honor of Valko Iβll be adding him too. βοΈ
Also, those of you who wanted Valko gone and hated him just based on what weβve all seen so far?
Fuck you, this is why we donβt have nice things!
Once again, a bitch is pissed.
(Me, I am the bitch)

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And that's the part that's making me lose my fucking mind.
We lost an entire section of the MAIN STORY.
The livestream literally told us Valko's release was going to reveal more about the Aethercoreβone of the biggest mysteries in Love and Deepspace and something that's been central to the plot from the very beginning.
So now what?
You think they can just delete him and nothing changes?
Do people genuinely think you can rip out an entire story arc without consequences?
Everything that was supposed to be revealed through Valko now has to be rewritten, redistributed, or outright cut. The main story is going to have to be retconned. Future updates are going to have to be reworked. Characters may have to be rewritten just to fill the gap he leaves.
If you're celebrating this because you "won," I sincerely hope you understand what you've actually cheered for.
You guys fucking derailed the story.
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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis
Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries βmon dieu!!!β before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying βah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!β and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement
Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.
Fanon Batman deduces you are trans and suddenly a free hormone clinic opens up by your home a couple months later
Miss Fisher learns youre trans and simply gives you hormones, and a little cocaine as a treat. she also invites you out to a club to meet like minded individuals. at the club you watch as she seduces the bartender and then the next day the bartender is arrested for the murder.
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functionally suicidal character saying βI would die for youβ to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me heβd sell hot dogs for me, I wouldnβt feel very moved now would I
Now a functionally suicidal character saying βI will live for youβ. Now thatβs a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.
now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"
Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

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what if the digital circus finale that premieres on youtube is completely different from the one that got screened in theaters, causing everyone to go to war over which version of the episode is the correct and canon one
the gang talking about the digital circus finale
the amazing digital censored file
Gavis Puppetel's performance of The Masquerade by Voltaire
I already shared Bettel's Unlucky performance from his 3rd Anniversary stream, so here's the other cover he did for the stream.
(Because both of these are musical performances it doesn't feel right to upload them onto YouTube by themselves, but I also know not everyone is willing to watch really long videos.)
i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time
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you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

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π HAPPY 7TH ANNIVERSARY HOLOSTARS π
A List Of Every PL/New Account For Holostars JP & EN
Hello fellow starmin, as we all know, things in the company are not going well for our boys. Half of JP is leaving and the EN boys are getting project funds instead of merch, and the higher-ups loooove merch sales.
Before the company implodes (not saying it's any time soon) I wanted to get a list together of every member's (some past and all present) pl/new accounts so that we can all continue to support them in the future! Thank you to the 2 awesome starmin who helped me find these accounts but didn't want to be credited, I couldn't have made this list without you!
Holostars JP:
Miyabi: From what I've been told, he will not return to streaming. Here's a link to his old youtube account just in case.
Izuru: His Utaite channel is here but hasn't had an upload in 4 years.
Aruran: His pl is Chanfabuchannel on youtube, he did some streams on that account half a year ago, so it's likely he'll go back to that account hopefully.
Rikka: His pl is here. Some people were surprised to find out he was a pretty popular Utaite back in the day. Highly recommend you go listen.
Astel: Edit: PL found with some help! He was just live 10 days ago on twitch!
Temma: He has returned to his pl on youtube and has been streaming games like Elden Ring, Amoung us, and Apex Legends!
Roberu: He's streamed a few times in the last year on this youtube channel.
Shien: I found this yt channel with a single short, he also seemed to post on this twitter account at the beginning of the year.
Oga: Holy shit he's an illustrator for 100% Orange Juice.
Fuma: He was apart of this now defunct vtuber group. I didn't find anything recent.
Uyu: So far, nothing has been found. :(
Gamma: He's been working on his own manga and posting funny shorts on this youtube channel!
Rio: It's not confirmed at the time of posting, but it seems that these twitter and youtube accounts under the name Yoriuta may be Rio's new persona.
Holostars EN:
Altare: He has streamed on his pl on and off for a while, check him out on twitch!
Axel: His pl yt channel has no content atm, but you never know.
Vesper: He's been regularly streaming as Randon Neuring/Randon the Orc on twitch and youtube.
Magni: Oh dude cracks knuckles get a load of this. He streams under his new vtuber pesona, Caspurr Catacini, on twitch and youtube. But, he also streams as Professor Lando on twitch and youtube where he talks about nsfw subjects in an entertaining way. But wait, there's more. He also runs a channel called Best In Jest alongside Commander Connor aka Bettel.
Bettel: As stated above, his pl is Commander Connor on twitch but he he's also apart of Best In Jest alongside Lando aka Magni. As for the twitch channel, if you don't use twitch, there's this fan archive channel that seems to be consistent.
Flayon: He has a youtube and twitch account under the name Ais Riale, a cute dog boy vtuber, but these accounts haven't been used in 3 years.
Hakka: He's posted a few covers on his Utaite channel in the past year. Go check it out!
Shinri: He's streamed on this twitch channel in the past month, he also has a youtube channel.
Jurard: We all know this guy is gonna sink with the ship, but when it does sink, we can hopefully find him on this youtube account.
Goldbullet: He streamed on his twitch pl, SuperKrazyBones, 2 months ago. He also has a vod channel on youtube.
Octavio: He's back to making music and doing covers on his yt pl, Karol Sol! Check it out!!
Ruze: He's been on his pl, Liminal Lark, on and off for quite some time. 10/10 would recommend his chill af streams. He has a youtube and twitch.
I hope to eventually update this if anything is found for Fuma/Rio/Uyu/Miyabi or anyone else. Let's support the boys no matter what happens!
Sorry for the tag spam, I want to make sure everyone can find their oshi!