60% Hog, 40% Bog, 100% Bastard

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

i'm so hungry. won't someone use !tortellini to feed me delicious pasta

!cursedoak

stream rarrandharr by drifting clouds. sound of the summer fr

I have added more stuff🫳

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

why is trespassing not allowed. like i just want to look

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

Just met a trans man who's going on T because he specifically wants to be bald and i'm afraid to say i think i'm just never gonna meet anyone cooler than that ever again

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

green tiles.

Lets create a new world that rewards transfemininity....