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Anyways feeling asexual asf today. But yesterday I was a pornstar. And tonight I will cut my own hair

Age regressing to 22

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

smoking a cigarette in lingerie with latex gloves shooting energy balls at giant centipedes, bats, walking skeletons, and gremlins

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

How to become normal under 48 hours