mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

Some fake things that aren't real are low key really importsnt

you jacked off to a photograph of a penios? 🤨 why?

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ladybugs communicate via the spots on their backs but they can only say one thing their entire life

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

Why as your Going to laugh

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

I loathe my bartlike tendencies and cherish my margeesque actions

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it