wags my stupid fucking tail

do u want to play groping with me

Don't give me that "looking respectfully" crap I make my tits that prominent for a reason

(watching hardcore porn) derivative. it insists upon itself. not even a dutch angle could- hold on (cums) sorry. not even a dutch angle could save this trite

tag your superbowl spoilers

Tom Brady dies

you wanna know what im thinking about?? getting so drunk that whoever im with is absolutely overcome with the need to use me. pretty little boy like me shouldn’t be running around drunk. god itd be fucked up not to, wouldn’t it? theyd be going back and forth between their desire to care for me & the desire to break me in until finally a soft “fuck” before i hear the metal of their belt clinking to the floor & im being flipped over

youve been a good boy this week dude. yeah come over here, i'll jack you off

I think there's some medias that you just cannot meaningfully engage with if your main priority is shipping

Born to be a boytoy forced to be a boyemployee

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