diary of a madman (performance art piece)

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

nothing gay sex wouldn’t solve

tbh it's very difficult to take any opinion on callout culture on tumblr seriously if it fails to acknowledge how it arose out of necessity

many self-identified left-leaning people seem to have recently adopted a strange attitude of “maybe we should only believe victims if it’s politically convenient” which is basically the same ideological conditions that allowed Cesar Chavez to escape accountability while he was alive. This is a dangerous mindset that lays the groundwork for future Monetizeyourcats and future Cesar Chavezes.

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

eridian social media call that thrumblr

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door

reblog this to reblog from the user you reblogged from

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

she's the opposite of that snake that hates markiplier

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.

can someone please please make his tail wag thank you