diary of a madman (performance art piece)

Official Post of Massachusetts

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

nothing gay sex wouldn’t solve

tbh it's very difficult to take any opinion on callout culture on tumblr seriously if it fails to acknowledge how it arose out of necessity

many self-identified left-leaning people seem to have recently adopted a strange attitude of “maybe we should only believe victims if it’s politically convenient” which is basically the same ideological conditions that allowed Cesar Chavez to escape accountability while he was alive. This is a dangerous mindset that lays the groundwork for future Monetizeyourcats and future Cesar Chavezes.

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

eridian social media call that thrumblr

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door

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