diary of a madman (performance art piece)

i loooove rewatching something with someone for the first time but i saw it before my frontal lobe fully developed and they have . anyway he can see these posts so no spoilies

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

Getting a cigarette job from a girl who's a huge fag

every time i see a woman i’m like good for her. coolest girl alive

this was meant to say every time i see a woman riding a skateboard but also yes

this dipshit kid @ the lair improvement store is telling me they dont carry Dark Harbinger Blue but i literally scryed it online like do not tempt my wrath right now

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

It was a clitorical question

shirt that says "she gets lost easily ->" and you only wear it alone