The Bitch of Atlanta

you virgins are really reblogging this one like this isn't the celibacy website

knowing norfolk southern i’d probably get at least 7 STIs and a falsified pregnancy scare

i'ts called customer service, sweatie 💅🏻

trains are like if snakes were electric and even bigger

@amtrak-official

Just like snakes they have no desire to harm you!

speak for yourself

damn i must be mother #serving #servingcunt

what the fuck is a boop

Could I get like... 100 million bucks man, the banks are like... Really pissed rn

i'm fucking suing

New train idea, Birmingham Alabama 1 seat ride to Hell

that's called the crescent, honey

It's actually just getting on the train in Birmingham than getting off before the train leaves

Usually I am willing to have hope for improvement but it's literally fucking Birmingham

Explain to me how the death of JFK lead to the mistake that is Birmingham

no

Fair, Can I prevent the election of Reagan while we are on the time travel train

only if you replace him with someone who still screws over the airlines

New train idea, Birmingham Alabama 1 seat ride to Hell

that's called the crescent, honey

It's actually just getting on the train in Birmingham than getting off before the train leaves

Usually I am willing to have hope for improvement but it's literally fucking Birmingham

Explain to me how the death of JFK lead to the mistake that is Birmingham

no

New train idea, Birmingham Alabama 1 seat ride to Hell

that's called the crescent, honey

It's actually just getting on the train in Birmingham than getting off before the train leaves

Usually I am willing to have hope for improvement but it's literally fucking Birmingham

New train idea, Birmingham Alabama 1 seat ride to Hell

that's called the crescent, honey

It's actually just getting on the train in Birmingham than getting off before the train leaves

New train idea, Birmingham Alabama 1 seat ride to Hell

that's called the crescent, honey