No stabbing Wednesdays, new tradition

my mind palace is not up to code

we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write gen fics. we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write character studies and stories with no focus on romance or sex. we have to get on our knees and thank the brave soldiers in fandom who write about minor characters and friendship and family with no focus on romance or sex. i know it’s hard to care about characters in a world that seems to only revolve around ships but i see you. and i love you

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

I've never seen a more deserved cat slap

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

did you know ? you can double-click on text to highlight it , then you can hold ctrl while double-clicking other stuff to highlight it too without disselecting the previously selected bits

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers