you met me at a very mentally ill time in my life

my pet white boy has been exhibitting signs of stress, punching holes in walls, and now he won't even finish a full monster. time for vet?

with everything going on I think we've earned indoor smoking again

If you think my eyes are pretty now, wait until I'm on my knees looking up at you.

Zip my pants up when ur done spam liking my posts

nothing beats the intimacy of being silly together

tumblr night shift is crazy everyones ready to die or ready to fuck

Back in my day we called it nightblogging and we blamed the Australians

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

deadbeat daughter

im gonna need to get real. and also a clue. and also a grip

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

why do i have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day cant she do anything on her own