wake up, sunshine

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

you don’t need to reinvent yourself this summer; you simply need to return to the things that make you feel most like you

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

i do like the recent shift in tumblr parlance from "blorbo" to "The Character". blorbo from my shows gives the impression that you have chosen the character in question like you would a kitten at the animal shelter, took one look and went aww i'll take that one and now every time they sprint around your house with a bit of plastic in their mouth you're like yeah <3 that's blorbo <3. The Character on the other hand carries the subtle undercurrent of derangement you would expect of somebody recently demonically possessed, which is honestly a lot closer to how i feel when i become attached to a new Character

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

they call me the flower enjoyer

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system