the biggest mistake people make is assuming that weird sex with women is about mommy issues and weird sex with men is about daddy issues. wrong. a woman can be your father too. #feminism

god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink

I'm melting donald trump and turning him into resin

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

imagine being kind in 2026

Never mind. We gotta kill that guy

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

ai could never come out with the idea to ship harry potter's dad and sirius black's little brother........... and i think that's beautiful

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it