does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

hrt that makes you a orc

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

it is so crazy that we all liked overwatch

its like the dancing plague that happened in alsace in 1518. throngs of people danced uncontrollably for weeks on end and after it was over everyone was like “well that was stupid. why did we even do that”

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

‘song of the summer’ this ‘song of the summer’ that …. carly rae jepsen wrote a MILLION songs of the summer …. #listentowomen