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*oleskelee asiattomasti*

*asioi olemattomasti*

*olioi asemattomasti*

*asemoi oliottomasti*

*ammuskelee aseettomasti*

I put the tussu in pelastussuunnitelma

Manifestoikaa mun kanssa et saisin töitä Levykauppa X:n myyjänä✨ Oon aina halunnut olla levykaupassa töissä

Dam, didi dam ᵈᶦᵈᶦ ᵈᵃᵐ, didi dam ᵈᶦᵈᶦ ᵈᵃᵐ, didi dam-dam-dam-dam-dam

Ihan niinku tätä ei olis voitu jotenkin välttää eiks nii

Opin jostain (varmaan täältä tumpusta tää kuulostaa ainaki siltä) et vibraattorilla voi avata nenäontelot jos on painetta siel nii mietin vaan et toimiskohan sähköhammasharja ko en mitään muuta surisevaa omista

Herranjumala se toimi, voin melkein hengittää

Arvokasta tietoa tämä!

Nah, finnish is notoriously hard to translate, and I personally literally cannot think of any simple way I would have translated that, either. There's genuinely no other way to briefly say "successfully continuing the ongoing chain of days of fulfilling this task" that I could think of, than the one that's also used for Suicide By Organ Failure -level alcoholism activities.

For most of our history, life Finland has consisted mainly of small, rural, sparsely scattered little village communities, where the only things to do are farm work, house work, substance abuse, domestic abuse, and inbreeding. If you know what to look for, you can still see signs of that in the language, culture, and peoples' faces.

Oh, don't forget the genetic stuff too! The inbreeding was at times so bad that we have most diabetics per capita in the world (if I remember correctly). We also have a lot of heart related diseases and we have bio banks that our genetics can be studied better. There used to be a lot of FAS-children (fetal alcohol syndrome) too, since we Finns were kinda taught to drink a lot by our government.