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I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Adding "you would be friends with Hitler if he liked vocaloid" to that same list as "y'all would fuck a fence if it was white"

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

@hellenhighwater @copperbadge

These popcorns are very spicy.

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

people keep telling me its "narcissistic" to build an army out of clones of myself but it'd be a lot weirder if they were clones of someone else right

while there is the widely known online tactic of "inventing a type of guy to get mad at", there's also the rarely mentioned but equally used "inventing a type of guy to defend" (known uses: the little white cancer patient whose make-a-wish is to use the n word once, the Least Privileged Man In The World who can somehow oppress the hypothetical Most Privileged Woman In The World, etc)

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

one of the more irritating aspect of tumblr is the masses of people who are absolutely desperate to Correct You or Prove You Wrong on any given post no matter how obviously light hearted it is. and then they aren't even right!

"Waah waah but what if I don't like it when my intended-as-apolitical work gets analysed and people start claiming it has reactionary politics" so this can be avoided by developing a better understanding of politics