Pumpkin Pie Puppy

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

No she doesnt. You made this up for notes.

This is particularly sweet because that wolf almost undoubtedly didn’t have a pack. He was lonely. And then he wasn’t lonely: he had all the weird little squished stunted-development wolves and their weird bipedal not-wolves!

The only moral loan forgiveness is *my loan forgiveness.*

Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person

this video is genuinely incredible - the framing, the sunset, the single street light, the sound of traffic and cicadas in the background, the video of the sign capture imperfectly by (presumably) a phone camera. it’s a work of art and a perfect encapsulation of 21st century america

fuck consistency in art !!!  we ballin !!!!!!  whatever comes out of my hand next is up to god !!!!

hrmmm

i'm NOT reading all that 💀💀