Smash the Patriarchy, not pumpkins.

I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

i think a tree would probably bark

Blocked

You deactivated him you monster!

homestuck day observed

*tired disgruntled middle aged mom voice* okay everyone gather around the kringlefucker and let's get this over with

the kringlewhat

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

That means you’re a selkie love

Mermaids, sirens, and selkies only reblog. Land lubbers GTFO

I appreciate the notes about trying to get out of Explicit mode, but honestly, I’m not even going to go through the trouble of trying, because I’m not putting effort into this site anymore, so again, I thank people for trying to help, but I’m not going to try to salvage anything right now. I’m going to try to focus on moving away from this site and growing elsewhere because I am 100% done with Tumblr’s bullshit

It’s because of their tantalizing locked gaze with the viewer which amounts to a sexual challenge rather than them demurely looking down or into the middle distance or towards a small book on the flowers of southern France

Anyways, here’s wonderwall.

I got the exact same message lol @staff @support

as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*.

what breed of dog is that

titzu

I’m howling that this hasn’t been flagged yet

cylinder presenting nipples

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

just orcing around

I don’t have a hard time believing this.