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love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

boxers and a house robe. the thinking man's pajamas. the boxers say "i have worryingly low standards for what pizza i will eat" but the robe says "i have read at least one book"

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place