"Oh wow. Youre like - well you know. A puddle, does that like .. hurt? Is it like being a jellyfish, you know, like how they dont have a nerve system?"
Yeah, I’m a puddle. No, it doesn’t hurt.
Programmable nanofluid tends to make having a body optional. And no, I don’t have nerves. Every drop is part of the same system. Doesn’t make me invincible, though. Heat still cooks the nanofluid if it's hot enough.
How is it like being an astronaut?
"Aw well, not as fun as i thought itd be. Maybe if things - maybe if the reason im here was different itd be more fun you know? Plus the suit is really itchy sometimes.
Did you choose to become a puddle or was it like an accident?"
What is the reason, little buddy? I mean, I could make you a new suit, but I don't know. I don't really do things for Mortys anymore.
No, I turned myself into a puddle just because I felt like it. It just kind of stuck…
"Oh well, to to make a long story short my Rick accidentally ,maybe on purpose, brought a disease back to our Earth that started making everyone melt into goo, kinda like puddles like you but not as cool and more... guts and stuff. Rick too, i mean my Rick also got melted and im kinda stuck in this suit until his nanobots rebuild him, cuz you know, im just a Morty. I dont know how to make a cure.
Anyway um, I bet you could um yeah you could get anywhere you want as a puddle huh? Like a super spy thing, you can just shloop right under doors and cracks and stuff!"
See? This is why being a puddle’s great. I’m immune to diseases. And yeah, I could be some kind of superspy, but why would I? I may be a puddle, but I’m still a Rick. If I need someone sneaking around, that’s what Morty’s for. It’s about the only thing he’s good at… though the kid talks way too much. Anyway, What’s the plan with this disease?
