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@coffeerick
Art by @rickleguy
I'm Rick C-043. Trying to replicate the Cafe Sanchez recipe after the Citadel went under. My *burp* Morty won't go on adventures with me because Jerry says he's being "overwhelmed" and "needs his sleep". Fucking asshole...
Tumblr is the last place I wanna be but I know a bunch of you are coffee fans. Send me your questions *burp* I guess...
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Where the hell have you been? I-I-I was starting to forget th-that you exist.
- @coffeerick
I-I maayyy or may not have been spending my time building up my shrine annd having to avoid getting killed by really...really angry Ricks.. ehehe I-I'm glad you missedd meee hehehe Coco you missed mee <3
Ugh, you really think that forgetting you is the same thing as- as "missing" you?
Well- well, if-if you really forgot about me you wouldn't bother speaking to me... I don't exist! Youuu came crawling back to speak to me 'cause youβ you missedd meee hehehe
...Those other Ricks are really shit at doing their fucking job.
Coffee Rick held a hand out as he looked away.
I-I-I need more of that fucking powder for my *burp* coffee.
Fujo visibly frowned, crossing his arms and popping his hip out in a "disappointed parent" stance.
Since you-you wanna be rude, I don't want to give it to you. Fig-figure it out yourself.
He smiled to himself and thought about the one-in-a-million chance of Coffee Rick apologizing and being sympathetic towards him... or maybe even confessing a secret confession of love.
Coffee Rick rolled his eyes, not taking Fujo seriously at all.
We both know you don't stay mad about stupid *burp* shit like this for long. Just- Just give it here.
He waved his outstretched hand expectantly.
Fujo sighed and looked in his pockets, looking for the powder, unable to find anything.
Y-you're right ehehe, but I-I don't have any on me. I'd have toβto make more. S-so, eheh, if you're impatient, you-you do have to figure it out yourself.
Coffee Rick groaned as he pulled out his portal gun, opening a portal beside him that led to his lab. He grabbed Fujo by the collar of his labcoat and pulled at him.
Use my *burp* equipment. I-I'd do it myself but I-I-I'm not exactly in a fucking mood right now.
Fujo giggled and caught his balance from being yanked through the portal. He looked over at Coffee Rick and snickered.
You're-You're so grumpyyy ehehe give-give me a second.
He walked over to Coffee Rick's desk and got to work. He worked quickly, synthesizing a medium-sized amount of glittery-looking cocoa beans, roasting and grinding them before removing the cocoa butter and finally grinding up the resulting paste. Finished, Fujo scooped up some sparkly-looking cocoa powder into a sizeable bag and handed it to Coffee.
There you go! It'll probably hold you over for the next couple of days, eheheh, whenever you're jonesing for-for the 'Fujo Special' eeheheheh
He accentuated his shitty innuendo joke with a brief head tilt and a wink that was not visible.
Coffee Rick rolled his eyes in disgust. He was quick to understand what Fujo was implying, which gave him second thoughts about asking him for more.
Ugh, don't- d-d-don't say that. The more you imply anything the more likely I'll...I'll...ugh, I'll do SOMETHING.
Coffee Rick was too tired to argue further. He simply snatched the bag out of Fujo's hand and briefly peered inside. He dipped his finger into the substance and started licking it with a detached expression after closing the bag.
Ask me about my OC!
Character Creation Questions
1: Origins! How did you come up with the concept for your OC?
2: Were they originally well received by the fandom? Or if theyβre fandomless, did the RP community take to them right away or was it hard to get attention?
3: Has your OC gone through different incarnations during their stay on Tumblr? Were they reimagined or have they stayed the same all this time?
4: How do you get into your OCβs mindset to write for them? How do you find the muse for them?
5: Were you nervous about putting your OC out there? How long did it take before you decided to play your OC here on Tumblr.
IC Interaction Questions
6: What is your OCβs family situation? Do they get along? Do they fight? Or are they alone?
7: What does your OC look for in a friend? Do they value friendship a lot?
8: What does your OC look for in a significant other? Are they looking at all?
9: What is your OC like when at work? Are they diligent? Slacker? Do they get along with their co-workers?
10: How do they deal with strangers?
Inside the Museβs Mind Questions
11: Is there a place they go to in order to escape the world, the stresses of life? Whatβs their favourite place?
12: What scent calms them? Reminds them of home or something soothing?
13: Do they have any favourite foods? Would they eat it all the time if they had the chance? What do they hate to eat?
14: Pet peeves. Tell us what would really tick them off. Do they have a Berserk Button?
15: Does your OC have any awful fears? Do they get paralyzed with fear or can they work through their fears?
16: What are concepts they value? Virtues? What do they look down upon?
17: Do they have any guilty pleasures? They embarrassed about them? Do they flaunt them?
18: Do they have a guilty conscience? Why? Did they ever do something they totally regretted?
Miscellaneous Questions
19: Have they ever been injured? Sick? How do they deal with it?
20: What are Tropes you associate with your muse?
21: Name an embarrassing situation that your muse has been in.
22: If given a million dollars, what would your OC do?
23: Any ships for your OC?
24: Have you ever gotten anon hate because of your OC?
25: What are your plans for your muse in the future?
Where the hell have you been? I-I-I was starting to forget th-that you exist.
- @coffeerick
I-I maayyy or may not have been spending my time building up my shrine annd having to avoid getting killed by really...really angry Ricks.. ehehe I-I'm glad you missedd meee hehehe Coco you missed mee <3
Ugh, you really think that forgetting you is the same thing as- as "missing" you?
Well- well, if-if you really forgot about me you wouldn't bother speaking to me... I don't exist! Youuu came crawling back to speak to me 'cause youβ you missedd meee hehehe
...Those other Ricks are really shit at doing their fucking job.
Coffee Rick held a hand out as he looked away.
I-I-I need more of that fucking powder for my *burp* coffee.
Fujo visibly frowned, crossing his arms and popping his hip out in a "disappointed parent" stance.
Since you-you wanna be rude, I don't want to give it to you. Fig-figure it out yourself.
He smiled to himself and thought about the one-in-a-million chance of Coffee Rick apologizing and being sympathetic towards him... or maybe even confessing a secret confession of love.
Coffee Rick rolled his eyes, not taking Fujo seriously at all.
We both know you don't stay mad about stupid *burp* shit like this for long. Just- Just give it here.
He waved his outstretched hand expectantly.
Fujo sighed and looked in his pockets, looking for the powder, unable to find anything.
Y-you're right ehehe, but I-I don't have any on me. I'd have toβto make more. S-so, eheh, if you're impatient, you-you do have to figure it out yourself.
Coffee Rick groaned as he pulled out his portal gun, opening a portal beside him that led to his lab. He grabbed Fujo by the collar of his labcoat and pulled at him.
Use my *burp* equipment. I-I'd do it myself but I-I-I'm not exactly in a fucking mood right now.
Where the hell have you been? I-I-I was starting to forget th-that you exist.
- @coffeerick
I-I maayyy or may not have been spending my time building up my shrine annd having to avoid getting killed by really...really angry Ricks.. ehehe I-I'm glad you missedd meee hehehe Coco you missed mee <3
Ugh, you really think that forgetting you is the same thing as- as "missing" you?
Well- well, if-if you really forgot about me you wouldn't bother speaking to me... I don't exist! Youuu came crawling back to speak to me 'cause youβ you missedd meee hehehe
...Those other Ricks are really shit at doing their fucking job.
Coffee Rick held a hand out as he looked away.
I-I-I need more of that fucking powder for my *burp* coffee.
Fujo visibly frowned, crossing his arms and popping his hip out in a "disappointed parent" stance.
Since you-you wanna be rude, I don't want to give it to you. Fig-figure it out yourself.
He smiled to himself and thought about the one-in-a-million chance of Coffee Rick apologizing and being sympathetic towards him... or maybe even confessing a secret confession of love.
Coffee Rick rolled his eyes, not taking Fujo seriously at all.
We both know you don't stay mad about stupid *burp* shit like this for long. Just- Just give it here.
He waved his outstretched hand expectantly.
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Where the hell have you been? I-I-I was starting to forget th-that you exist.
- @coffeerick
I-I maayyy or may not have been spending my time building up my shrine annd having to avoid getting killed by really...really angry Ricks.. ehehe I-I'm glad you missedd meee hehehe Coco you missed mee <3
Ugh, you really think that forgetting you is the same thing as- as "missing" you?
Well- well, if-if you really forgot about me you wouldn't bother speaking to me... I don't exist! Youuu came crawling back to speak to me 'cause youβ you missedd meee hehehe
...Those other Ricks are really shit at doing their fucking job.
Coffee Rick held a hand out as he looked away.
I-I-I need more of that fucking powder for my *burp* coffee.
Where the hell have you been? I-I-I was starting to forget th-that you exist.
- @coffeerick
I-I maayyy or may not have been spending my time building up my shrine annd having to avoid getting killed by really...really angry Ricks.. ehehe I-I'm glad you missedd meee hehehe Coco you missed mee <3
Ugh, you really think that forgetting you is the same thing as- as "missing" you?
Nothing like mandatory therapy and rehab to make ya feel like a little better!
Welcome to the Morty Rehabilitation and Reassignment Center. Come down for the Rick Program and receive your first three months of therapy with alcohol provided!Β
A very fun piece for Art Fight! :D
Coffee Rick - @thegreensnek Love Rick, J-Rick and J-Morty - @michroma
Cake Morty - @shwiftyprizz
Shapeshifter Morty - @bowlcereal
Rick and Morty G33-12 - @simplyplutonium
However you're brewing your coffee, you're doing it wrong.
Your consumption of coffee is beyond champion levels so I guess I'll trust you on that
It better be! They don't call me "Coffee" *burp* Rick for nothing!
However you're brewing your coffee, you're doing it wrong.
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Coffee Rick frowned at E, dumping the wine onto the floor without hesitation. He then flipped the glass back upright and pulled out a coffee cup from his labcoat, pouring the contents into the glass. After tossing the coffee cup behind him, he drank from the coffee from the glass without breaking eye contact. He could've just used the coffee cup, sure, but he didn't care. He only wanted to drive the point home.
Hand my muse an item
Send πͺ to hand them a knife
Send π° to hand them a treat
Send πΉto hand them a flower
Send π· to hand them a glass of wine
Send π to hand them a cat
Guess what, I'm bored.
Send me a character with π§ , and my muse will have to explain how they see them.
Send a feature +β
For my muse to tell if thay like that in another person - or not.
Physical appearance - hair color, eye color... | Kindness, strength... | Habits | Job | etc
Emoji answer chart : β₯οΈ Love it, π Likes it, π Neutral, βΉοΈDislikes it, π‘Hates it
More character asks - Angst
1. What is their most recent regret?
2. What is their greatest regret?
3. What are they most ashamed of?
4. When was the last time they cried and what caused it?
5. Whatβs a mundane fear that they hide?
6. Whatβs their greatest fear?
7. What always causes them anxiety?
8. How do they deal with fear or anxiety? (Do they snap, withdraw, hide it entirely, can they be honest about it, etc.?)
9. Whatβs the worst physical pain they can remember being in?
10. What do they avoid at all costs?
11. What do they hide that theyβre avoiding?
12. What are they most self conscious about?
13. Do they have a secret theyβd never share willingly?
14. What haunts them most? (A failure, a regret, a fear, something in the past or something yet to happen?)
15. What brings out their worst traits?
16. Have they ever lashed out in anger?
17. What do they most wish to change?
18. Have they lost someone close?
19. How do they handle grief?
20. βWas it your fault?β
21. Free question.
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"You are under arrest for...attempting to steal coffee and making a scene..." -Cop Rick
Coffee Rick tugged and pulled as Cop Rick held onto his arms, trying to subdue and handcuff him.
L-L-L-Let go of me!!! Can't a- Can't a guy get *burp* some fucking coffee without having to wait in a stupid line?!
"I don't like waiting in lines either but that's just go it goes." Even he thought arresting the guy was a bit excessive. If he hasn't broken anything or hurt anyone, who cares about someone screaming about coffee? "For what it's worth, I'm just doing my job. I couldn't give two shits about someone wanting coffee."
Man, he hated when people squirmed. It just made getting the cuffs on that much harder. It was a struggle but he eventually managed to get one side on.
Coffee Rick tried kicking at one of Cop Rick's shins, grunting with every struggle. The coffee pumping through his veins definitely were making this guy way too jumpy.
"You are under arrest for...attempting to steal coffee and making a scene..." -Cop Rick
Coffee Rick tugged and pulled as Cop Rick held onto his arms, trying to subdue and handcuff him.
L-L-L-Let go of me!!! Can't a- Can't a guy get *burp* some fucking coffee without having to wait in a stupid line?!
