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-@puddlerick
"Don't you dare drip on me, you wet bastard - this outfit is worth more than your soul."
Not that he was sufficiently threatened her tone lightens.
"So what do you want, anyway?"
Woah! Relax, I wasn’t planning on dripping on anyone!
Puddle Rick looks Ricky from head to toe before looking them in the eyes.
You’re right, though, that outfit’s pretty damn snazzy. How much d’you reckon it sells for?… Ha! Just kidding.
He ripples with amusement.
I just figured I’d swing by, say hello, and see what you’ve been up to. Long time no see.
"It has been a long time, hasn't it? Well, I'm doing things about the same as always. mostly secret of course. But always having fun."
"Where have you been for so long?"
Well… I almost got cooked alive, so I had to walk my Morty through upgrading me into programmable nanofluid instead of just being a glorified puddle. Took forever because the kid couldn’t even talk until recently. So… yeah. That’s what I’ve been busy with.
IT ONLY TOOK S-SO LONG BECAUSE Y-YOU STOPPED ME FROM SPEAKING TO BEGIN WITH!










