i hate that careless whisper is a meme so effing bad hes literally never going to dance again and you're all laughing? go to hell

the animal "fly" is called as such because it fly. the animal "bee" is called as such because it be. the humble "blowfish"? well, i shan't say.

Touching all the objects in a store and thinking about someone eventually taking them home like lolllll i touched ur frying pan. trolled

did you know that not all salmon die after fucking. it's only like 90%. imagine going home to the ocean after that

you and the gang driving home from the club but 90% of you died

apple spider vinegar

whatever [dons my gay apparel]

i keep accidentally making my sims go fishing for such long spans of time that they lose all memory of their friends and loved ones