mooooonsies

The purpose of life is to get really into stories that drive you so crazy you sometimes feel the need to throw up from how much you love them

hozier makes me so emotional every song i’ve heard by him feels like a memory i haven’t made yet. he’s just so poetic and his voice is beautiful and the melodies he finds are always so gorgeous and im going to cry

RETWEET

hozier’s little side quest narrations in between songs are so important to me. saw him (live !!! first time ever !!!!) today spend a solid three minutes going “i’ve just seen the most amazing bootleg hozier tshirt. if i could sell it without getting in loads of trouble i would. if i could WEAR it without getting in trouble i would. it says HOZIER and then it just has pictures of faramir from lord of the rings. oh no— oh i’m sorry, it’s a higher honor, it’s aragorn. and you have— is that boromir? and who’s that, that’s— that’s your fella from the princess bride” about a group of 3 people who had aragorn, boromir, and inigo montoya respectively on their “bootleg hozier” shirts. king.

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

ancient greeks trying to come up with a scary island: what if there was a group of women

well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!

#and the thing is he has a scar. a physical identifier. but that one he only shows servants to prove his identity#repeatedly flashing a scar on his thigh is MORE impersonal and less revealing. to him#he must do something far more exposing and vulnerable and revealing with penelope. he must drop the act via @ilions-end

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

hmm methinks. if someone doesn’t want romance and you act like they’re just broken and should try harder to be open to it and will be miserable in life without it. you really suck. but also. if someone wants romance and you act like their desire is silly and merely the result of social pressure and that they should focus on self love and friendship. you also really suck

House MD is awesome it's like. Did you know self harm isn't always physical. Sometimes it's sabotaging your relationships so you can feel emotional pain when people leave you. Now he's dancing with a boombox

House, the man you are

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to